Chinese Bombs

He makes an inner arm block then kicks from behindThe lights, they go off but he can fight blindCause he got the touch and he will live longHe comes from Hong Kong where justice is done Chinese bombs, millions jumpChairman’s junk, USAWon’t somebody, won’t somebodySink the place Got a call […]

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Mr. Robinsons’ Quango

Mr. robinson and his quangoDirty dealer, expensive carRuns the buses and the evening starHe got a hairpiece and he got herpesHis private life is very discreetA nicer man you’re never going to meetA self professed saviour of the dim right wingHe’s got respiratory problems and a masons ring Mr. robinson […]

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I'm Just A Killer For Your Love

I heard a man who had no lungsHe took me in and made me lunchTold me how I’d lost a friendHe smiled at me, that was the endAnd I said:I’m just a killer for your loveI’m just a killer for your loveI’m just a killer for your loveI’m just a […]

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Miss America

MISS AMERICA SITS IN THE SHOWERSHE’S PLUCKING HOURS FROM THE SKYPICKS UP THE TELPHONE INTO ANOTHER HOMEDON’T ASK ME WHY I DON’T MIND, I DON’T MIND AT ALLI LOVE ONLY YOU SHE’S A WELL WISHER AND SHE WISHES YOU WELLWISH AWAY, WISH AWAYSHE’S NO JELLYBEAN, SHE’S A JEMIMA HO HOWISH […]

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Swamp Song

Gimme good timesGimme soul lifeGive me feverI’m a believerGive me a signGimme space brainGimme music, gimme loveI’ve never seen love Gimme good timesLet me jump highGimme easy breathingGive me everything, everything, everything Gimme good timesOh, gimme soul lifeGive me feverI’m a believerGive me a signGimme space brainDon’t leave me everWe’ll […]

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Stereotypes

The suburbs they are dreaming, they are a twinkle in her eyeShe’s been feeling frisky since her husband said goodbyeShe wears a low cut t-shirt runs a little bmwShe’s most accommodating when she’s in her lingerieWife swapping is the future, you know that it would suit you Yes, they’re stereotypes, […]

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Coffee & TV

Do you feel like a chain-storePractically floredOne of many zerosKicked around boredYour ears are full, but you’re emptyHolding out your heartTo people who never reallyCare how you are So give me coffee and TVPeacefullyI’ve seen so much, I’m going blindAnd I’m brain-dead virtuallySociability, is hard enough for meTake me away […]

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Essex Dogs

I remember thinking murder in the carWatching dogs somersault through sprinklers on tiny lawnsI remember the graffitiWhen are your children coming in with spray cans of paintI remember the sunsets and the plains of cementAnd the way the night just seemed to turn the colour of orangeade In this town, […]

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Movin' On

At the music heist, I met the gourmet manWith aluminum lungs sucks out all he canHe sees the whole world go flip, in a stunt bug styleCos he’s a parasite with a cellulite pileWell he can smile cause this is the musicMovin’ on, we’re movin’ onHey, this is the musicMovin’ […]

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Clover Over Dover

I’m on the white cliffs of DoverThinking it over and overBut if I jump it’s all overA cautionary tale for you I’d like to roll in the cloverWith you over and overOn the white cliffs of DoverAnd then I let you push me over If that is the factThen in […]

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