It Could Be You

Churchill got his lucky number but tomorrow there’s anotherCould be me, could be you, no silver spoonSticky teeth they rot too soonYou’ve got to have the best tunes or that’s it, you’ve blown it All we want is to be happy in our homes like happy familiesBe the man on […]

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Ernold Same

Ernold same awoke from the same dream in the same bed at the same timeLooked in the same mirror made the same frownAnd felt the same way as he did every dayThen ernold same caught the same train at the same stationSat in the same seat with the same nasty […]

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Look Inside America

Good morning, lethargyDrink Pepsi, it’s good for energyThe bath’s on, smoke in the bedroomSore throat and on my neck a nasty bruiseAnd where it came from, well I don’t knowBut we played last night, it was a good show Got the play-out on a second rate chat showA nationwide deal, […]

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Mellow Song

I live my streamI’m a guillotinePull it awayIn my machineWhere have I been?I’m not youShooting stars in my left armIt’s an alcohol lowGiving away time to CasioThe sun is slowAnd I’ve got soulIs this where I’m going toWe see, we see, we see I kill this sleepI’m the man in […]

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Girls And Boys

Street is like a jungleSo call the policeFollowing the herdDown to Greece, on holidayLove in the ninetiesIs paranoidOn sunny beachesTake your chances, looking for Girls, who are boys, who like boys to be girls, who doBoys like they’re girls, who do girls, like they’re boysAlways should be someone you really […]

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Chemical World

THE PAY-ME GIRL HAS HAD ENOUGH OF THE BLEEPSSO SHE TAKES A BUS INTO THE COUNTRYALTHOUGH SHE GOT HERSELF ROSY CHEEKSSHE DIDN’T LEAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY THE RENTTHE LANLORD SAYS THAT SHE’S OUT IN A WEEKWHAT A SHAME SHE WAS JUST GETTING COMFYNOW SHE’S EATING CHOCOLATE TO INDUCE SLEEPIN […]

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Entertain Me

We can’t do backBut so is heHead to the floodlightsSee the fraternityThey’re waitingI hear them up in the northAnd down in the southAnd all that is spewingSpewing out of his mouthEntertain me, entertain meEntertain me, entertain me At his and hers datingBored minds agreeRequirements to be statedReplies awaitedShe wants a […]

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Caramel

I gotta get overI gotta get overI gotta get betterI’m with you foreverI gotta find geniusI gotta get betterI gotta stop smokingI gotta get better Where’s the magicI gotta get betterOh lord give me magicI’m with you foreverI gotta find my skillAnd live by the mountainsI love you foreverI knew […]

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He Thought Of Cars

Moscow’s still red, the young man is deadGone to heaven instead, the evening news says he was confusedThe motorways will all merge soon, lottery winner buys the moonThey’ve come to save us, the space invaders are here He thought of cars and where, where to drive themWho to drive them […]

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Charmless Man

I met him in a crowded roomWhere people go to drink away their gloomHe sat me down and so beganThe story of a charmless manEducated the expensive wayHe knows his claret from a beaujolaisI think he’d like to have been Ronnie KrayBut then nature didn’t make him that way He […]

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