Guts on The Ceiling

Oh, you’ll never guess what’s up My mucking head blew up My chins in an old man’s backyard I gotta sneak threw his yard To find the fothermucker And he’s gotta pitbull dog And it’s sitting on my chin like a frog on a log I throw a bone to […]

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Just Like That

Jump outta bed, and I head for the grapenuts, Eat ’em quick, or they soggy, and that sucks, Try to find a clean pair of socks, and a shirt, Still sport the same drawers, even though they hurt. In the fridge there’s a faygo, it tastes ill, Cuz it’s fatter […]

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How Many Times

(chorus:) How many times will I ask myself why, how many times? How many times will I ask myself why, how many times will I cry? (end chorus) (chorus) How many times will you honk your horn and say fuck you? Now what the fuck does that do? Ya feel […]

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Intro

It was a soft gentle nightIn the little town of, of, well, your townThe gentle breeze swept the streetsCreating that pleasant howl that these kind town folksHave enjoyed for so many, many yearsThe wind chimes sent their peaceful melodiesInto the ears of the sleepy residentsBut the unusual was approaching in […]

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Intro

"Pumpkin, put some music on, I feel like dancin’." "Hold on, suga, I’m fixin’ to right now 3,6,4 awright, now come over here, woman, let’s get this shindig started, woo! C’mon, everybody! Now what in the hell is wrong with this juke machine?" "Be warned, my children six will visit […]

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Intro

[Music playing in car] [Guys Talking] [Car Crashes] Voice: Welcome Sir! Guy: Where the fuck am I? Wh-Where am I? Voice: It’s not Where you’re at! It’s where you’re going, and you won’t know until you Turn The Crank. Voices: Turn the crank. Turn the Crank. [Music sounds as crank […]

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Piggy Pie

Ahhh! They did it! Woo! We got some fresh fills for your fat chicken ass to snack on, bitch! So here, start wit’ a slice of this fresh piggy pie, mother fuka! The first little piggy, his house is made of wood, He lives in a chicken turkey piggy neighborhood. […]

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Hokus Pokus

serial saughterin’ Stranglers, Jugglin’ Jugglin’ Juggalas, folded, fat floppy titty freaks IC fuckin’ P’s in the Haugh!(woo woo!) Abracadabra, boom shaka day, I’m Violent J, and I’m back like a vertebrae. And I come with a hat full of tricks, Trunk full of faygo, car full of fat chicks. Ha […]

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My Fun House

Rich boy’s in trouble Car broke down on a drive through the ghetto All the weird people, you gotta get the fuck out Need to use the phone, step into my funhouse Hey yo, dope, looks like we got another He’d like to go for a ride on the neck […]

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Boogie Woogie Wu

The beast lives, out of the raging storm, in the dead of night.The ravenous, blood sick creature,searches for it’s sacrifice.Through the hideous darkness, it lurches.Driven by death itself.Only the satisfaction of slaughter willcause it to return to the darkness from which it came.*chorus*Boys and girls, it’s nighty night time.Happy J […]

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Blacken Your Eyes

Filled your head with lead cuz I want you dead… Girlie girlie bitch tou fucking freaky bitch I knowing what you think, you think your shit don’t stink Take you out to dine and dine and wine and dine I tell you you look fine, then we fuck till I […]

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Neden Game

VOICE OF HOST: LETS MEET CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE hes a skitzophranic serial killa klown who says women love his sexy smile lets see if his charm will work on Sharon Sharon, whats your question for Number 1? Sharon: Number 1, i belive first impressions last forever if u were to […]

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Ghetto Freak Show

Ghetto freak show… It’s three o’clock in the morning and you’re sleeping Wicked clowns in the moonlight creeping Slide through your window under your bed Crawl in through your ear, eat your head Bumping into bones cuz I need light Tip-toeing down through your windpipe Climbing down your spine was […]

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For the Maggots

One for the maggots, pumpkin’s light Everytime his crew gets into a fight If I somehow get stomped and kicked I’m coming for your ass with an ice pick, prick One for the maggots, two for the bitch Three for the brick that smacks your lips Cuz you’s a sneaky […]

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Interview

"Hello! How ya doin? I’m here with the Insane Clown Posse, ICP. How you guys doin?" "Bblblblblblblbl!!" "Well, uh, ok… I understand that you guys are from Detroit." "Wwaaaaaaaahh!" "Uh, yeah, ok. Why don’t ah- Why don’t you tell us something about the group?" "BURRRRRRP!" "Awright, Awright… Any long term […]

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