Hellalujah

"Give God the first portion of your income, say that with me." "Give God the first portion of your income." "Give it first! Not after the deducts. Not after the social security, and the hospitalization, and the malnutrition. Not after all these things on ya check, ya say ‘I’m a […]


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Great Milenko

(Chorus:) Great Milenko (Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaa) Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha Ha ha) Great Milenko (Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaa) Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha Ha ha) (end chorus) (Chorus) Come one, come all, and witness magic! I introduce to you an […]


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Redneck Hoe

Rapping to this bitch with a red neck A red neck, that fucking red neck Rapping to this bitch with a red neck A down south bitch with a red-ass neck Bitch, you gotta red neck But you look kinda straight so I’m bout to step Heard you like fucking […]


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House of Mirrors

Ladies and gentlemen, the house of mirrors For just one bet, venture through this wonderful exhibit See yourself in all the weird shapes and sizes You, young man, would you like to go into the house of mirrors Well, okay Have a good time, son And good luck finding your […]


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House of Horrors

"Hey there, do ya like excitment?" "Yeah." "Do ya like suspense?" "Uh huh." "Do you like Nel Carter?" "Tst no." "Good, cuz you won’t find her here, this is the house of horrors. And for you it’s absolutely free, step right in." " thanks." "Say no more stupid ass, your […]


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Ol’ Evil Eye

"Welcome sons of fuckin’ bitches to the wicked carney theater! Tonight’s feature presentation is so fuckin’ scary, it’ll take the wrinkles out of your nut sack and fade your butt hair. So get ready mutha fuckers for tonight’s main atraction! I give to you: Ol’ Evil Eye! Ah ha ha […]


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Ringmaster’s Word

I have a purpose… Take your dill knife, stab me, go, strike my heart…(ha ha, ha ha…ha ha, ha ha ) I have a purpose… Such things can’t exist… I have a purpose… You will tell them of me and how one day I shall come for them… I have […]


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Night of The Axe

Shit, I can’t fucking take this All this fucking pressure, I’m dying Make me go motherfucking crazy I got all these motherfuckers Every where I go They gonna come down on me (Background: Why don’t you get a job, man?) Oh no, here they come, man Stop it, man, stop […]


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Cemetery Girl

"Tonight, tonight, we gather the dead!" "Tonight, tonight!" "Tonight, tonight, off with your head! Ya! Hahahahahaha!" Ya know I cuts pigs up. (repeat 7x) I know I can handle them mugs! She was ugly, long hair, short, nice figure though. So at the funeral it made me cry out "Why’d […]


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Down With The Clown

"This one goes out to the ninjas that’s been down since Carnival of Carnage. Naw, fuck that. Since Dog Beats. Naw fuck that, since Basement Cuts, mothafucka!" How long will the juggalos be down wit’ me? How long till they forget me? Check it out, What if I grew another […]


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Rebel Flag

Stop the bus, Violent J comes out Barrels to your chest And blow your lungs out Motherfuck a fucking hick I’ll kick you in the mouth, swell your fucking lips up You swallow them teeth when I do And me and my boys will run a train on your Felma […]


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Murder Go Round

What can I say, man, I hit him with the brick Killed the little prick, him and his chick Tried to be slick but you ain’t slinky You’re brinky, you’re dinky, you suck my twinkie I don’t give a fuck if you call me a clown Break it on down, […]


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Get Off me, Dog!

Yo, 2 Dope, man, check this out, man You know what the word on the streets is, dawg The word on the streets is that you a bitch What’s up with that, man? Motherfuckers tweek, gotta tweek while ya tweek Golley guy’s rhythm, cuz me on mic, my on meek […]


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Joker’s Wild

[crowd]Heeeyyyyyy! Welcome to another exciting episode of Daray’s #1 game show: The Joker’s Wild! Shaggy, tell us something about tonight’s contestants. HA HAHA Hey, mudda fuckas! Get ready for the killer show for this bitch! We got a cop, we got a judge, and we got a redneck. So step […]


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Dead Body Man

****Channels changing on a TV**** "This is a Channel 7 news brief because the news is happening now! Good evening, Mort Perkins reporting. Our top story tonight: Police and investigators are still trying to figure out how and why somebody stole four dead bodies from the Wayne County morgue late […]


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