Urdu Poetry / Dil Se Roye Magr Honton Se Muskra Baithy hain

Dil Se Roye Magr Honton Se Muskra Baithy hain Dil Se Roye Magr Honton Se Muskra Baithy.Yunhi Hum Kisi Se Wafa Nibha Baithy.Wo Humain Ek Lamha Na De Paye.Jin k Liye Hum Apni Zindagi Gunwa Baithy


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Hindi Jokes / I have You

I have You The nominees for nice “FRIENDS” are:You You You You You &Only Yoouu!ButThe winer is Me! Why? Beacuse…….I have you!. ;)


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Funny Sms / the people u ever hugged

the people u ever hugged The sweetest words ever said by someone in True Love;“I’m jeolous of the people u ever hugged..Because 4 a moment they hold my whole world.


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Funny SMS / Abhi itna he suna tha

Abhi itna he suna tha Breaking news by Geo : ” Wazarat E Bijli nay load shedding khatam krnay ka elaan . . . . ” Sorry, Abhi itna he suna tha, K light chali gayi.


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Urdu SMS / Ab bata b dey

Ab bata b dey Ek larka pathano say ßhari ßus me charh gaya or thori der ßaad utar ker ßhaag gayaWaja?………. Ab bata b dey sharma mat!


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Urdu Adult Text messages / poondi kran to baaz aa

poondi kran to baaz aa Ab urdu aur english k baad, faraz paish hai Arabic mai. Hàaza ya farazaa,poondi kran to baaz aa, Ya rafeqa Ya Rafeqa!Ae ke tareqa?Ae ke tareqa?!


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Urdu Poetry / if you love someone Is narrow

if you love someone Is narrow Love is broad;if you love someone,you love all things, not just their beauty.Love is narrow;you love one and only one,compared to them, no one matters


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Sharabi Man knocks the door..

Sharabi Man knocks the door..His wife opens the door…SHARABI- Who r u ??WIFE- AILA !! MUJHKO HI BHOOL GAE !!!!SHARABI – NASHA HAR GUMM KO BHULA DETA HAI BEHAN !!!!!!!!!


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Silly Question

Pathan: molvi sahib kya wazu k bagair namaz ho jati hai ?molvi: nahi hoti.Pathan: ho jati hai!molvi: nahi hoti.Pathan: main ne khud parh k dekhi hai ho jati hai.


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Toothbrush

Memon to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka aik baal toot gaya hai. Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya kiu le rahe ho? Memon: Jo toota hai woh akhri tha…


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“Dinner 7 to 10pm…”

Shaadi me aik Memon bahut der tak khata raha, Kisi ne poocha bhae kab tak khaty raho ge? Memon: Yaar me khud kah kah ke thak gaya hun pr kya kron, card me lkha tha “Dinner 7 to 10pm…”


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Biryani lete aana…

Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.Memon ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha:Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana…


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Memon ka khoon dor raha hay…

Memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,Memon ne phir khoon dia.Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?Arbi:Munna…!!Ab hamarey ander bhi Memon ka khoon dor raha hay…


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MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!!!

1 Memon 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!!!


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A Memon on his death time.

A Memon on his death time. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, I’m here My sons & daughters ru all here? Yes, Papa Memon:To phir brabar wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hay??


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