The voices you hear on Evil Dildo were taken from Brian’s answer machine…
Hey motherf**ker, I’m after you. I know where you live.

I will f**k you up the ass and I will sneak into your room and cut your cock off
and stuff it in my mouth and chew it up with my little teeth.

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