Steve Berman


Eminem: Hey!
Steve: Hey Em what’s up?
Eminem: Steve Berman what’s goin’ on man?
Hoow you doin’? Good to see you again what’s up?
Steve: Em could you come here and have a seat please?
Eminem: Umm yeah what’s?
Steve: Vannessa shut the door
Vaness: Okay
Eminem: So what’s up? How’s orders looking for the first week?
Steve: It would be better if you gave me nothing at all
Eminem: What?
Steve: This album is less than nothing
I can’t sell this fucking record!
Eminem: What?
Steve: Do you know what’s happening to me out there?
Eminem: Wha-what’s the problem?
Steve: Violent Ground told me to go fuck myself!
Eminem: Who’s Violent-?
Steve: Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass!
Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
Eminem: But, I-
Steve: I’m gonna lose my fuckin’ job over this
Do you know why Dre’s record was so successful?
He’s rappin’ about big-screen TV’s, blunts, 40’s and bitches
You’re rappin’ about homosexuals and Vicadin
Eminem: I mean-
Steve: I can’t sell this shit!
Eminem: What?
Steve: Either change the record or it’s not coming out!
Eminem: What? I-
Steve: Now get the fuck out of my office!
Eminem: What am I supposed?
Steve: Now!
Eminem: Alright man


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