Grow Old With You

[Billy Idol (Speaking):] Good afternoon everyone. We’re flying at 26,000 feet, movingup to thirty thousand feet, and then we’ve got clear skiesall the way to Las Vegas, and right now we’re bringin you some in-flightentertainment. One of our first-class passengers has written a songinspired by one of our coach passenger, […]

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Bad Boyfriend

Why don’t you pick up after your done?I’m not your slaveI’m not your motherI’m not your maidI mean I’ve got a life tooSo fuck you! Why can’t you be nicer to my friend?They’re gonna be here soonLast time they were hereYou just sat in the bedroomFriday you went out with […]

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At A Medium Pace

Put your arms around me babyCan’t you see I need you soHold me close against your skinI’m about to beginLovin’ you Spit on your hand and stroke my cockAt a medium pacePlay with my balls and tell meHow big they areHoney, rub your beaverUp and down my faceSit on the […]

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Dip Doodle

Jabawokee ding dong slip slap sleeDipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee geePolly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely dooWing wong ping pong king kong Cheech ‘n Chong hop hip kagagoogoo Hickory dickory slickory flip flap dip skip to my louFlim flam wham blam Sam bam Cunningham whack snack koochie koochie kooPlus you […]

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Assistant Principal's Big Day

[Speaking through a microphone]"Good morning students and faculty, If I could have your attention please.As you may, or may not know, Principal Cambell will not be here for the rest of the week due to a throat infection. Leaving me, assistant principal Dunbar, as the school’s lone administrator for the […]

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