Funny Adult SMS SANDWICH Husband & wife neBachon ki waja se Night ka ishara rakha SANDWICH… Husb:SANDWICH ka Mood Hy? Wife:Nahi Aaj nahi,Aaj Subha Ketchup ki Theli Phat gai Hy.
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Prime Minister Gilani SMS / Nangi
Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gilani SMS Gilani ke BV Halwa le kar mehmaan k saamney Nangi aagiy .Gilani : “Bewakuf Jahil aurat ye kya hai” . Anti Shiri : “Recipie book mein lekha tha SERVE IT HOT WITHOUT DRESSING”
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Gilani Funny Adult SMS / Tracker
Urdu Funny Adult Gilani SMS / mashuqa Gilani ne apni mashuqa mein Tracker lga dya,ta k pta chle k wo khee jati to nhe . Aftr 1 month . Tracker company fee……….Rs.1000 . . . . Bike Petrol……………….Rs.16,000
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Anti Shiri English Adult SMS / sexual life
Anti Shiri Adult SMS / TONSILS operation Anti Shiri : “Dr. when can I resume normal sexual life?” . Doctor(surprisingly) : “ U R the first one to ask me this question after TONSILS operation”
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Gilani Adult SMS / Sali,Kuttya,Haramzadi,Gashti
Urdu Gilani Adult SMS / ROLE nhe mila Zardari sab today I saw ur daughter in a XXX movie . Gilani : “Ghuse se! Sali,Kuttya,Haramzadi,Gashti…. Muje to kehti thi ROLE nhe mila”
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Adult Gilani SMS / shaq hai
Funny Gilani Adult SMS / chudvati hai Gilani : “Dr. sab muje shaq hai k mere mashuqa kse ur se chudvati hai” . Doctor : “Ap ke mehbooba ka naam…?” . Gilani : “Us ka naam Anti Shiri hai” . Doctor : “Kmal hai 16 ur larko ko bhe Anti […]
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Anti Shiri Adult SMS / lulli dekha
Bubbli Aur Anti Shiri Bubbli: ami ami ye sath wala lrka mujhe bar bar apni lulli dekha kr bhag jata hy…….Anti Shiri sharmate hue boli:“” Bara harami hy, bilkul apne baap pe gya hy””
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Shiri Adult SMS / malish
ANTI Shiri Rehman K NAJAEZ TALUKAT Sasur g k ur tere najaiz talukat hai..? . . Anti Shiri: “Judge saab kya bazurg ke khidmat krna jurm hai, Un k LUN pr falig ka attack hova, mein roz malish krte hu”
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Adult Gilani SMS / Tangee
Funny Gilani SMS & FALIG ATTACK Dr. “Ap ke BV ko Falig hai,ab us ka sir,hath,bazo,grdan,kmar kam nhe kre ge……. Pr tange ur pao kam krte hai” .Gilani: “Tangee uttha skte hai to sb theek hai”
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Gilani Adult SMS / ullu
Gilani KE MAA KE DUA BMW,Blackberry,2 kanal defence Zardari ye sb kese..? . Gilani: “Ye sb mere maa ke dua hai Logo ke maa k pao me jnat hoti hai Mere maa ke tango me jnat hai”
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English Adult SMS / Wife
English Adult SMS Text Messages Right Hand Your Wife is ur right hand But when ur Wife is goneUr right hand neighbor becomes ur Wife, When ur right hand neighbor is also goneUr right hand becomes ur Wife.
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Adult SMS Messages Collection in In English / Women
English Adult SMS Four Animals & Women Four Animals found in women’s pantyA PUSSY,HARE,an ASS&…Occasionally a COCK
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Funny English Adult SMS / Honda CD 70
English Funny Adult SMS Manstural cycle Major Rohail: Want to have sex. Anti Misba: I m having Menstrual Cycle. Major Rohail: Oh acha I have Honda CD 70
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English Adult SMS / Milking Machine
Funny Adult SMS Milking Machine & Major Rohail Once Major Rohail tried cow’s milking machine on his penis He had a lot of fun,but when he was not able to remove it He fainted after reading manual “Auto Release after 5 liters”
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Adult SMS / HORROR SCOPE
English Adult SMS AUNTI MISBA’S HORROR SCOPE Mon:Wear thick bra,it’s chili out side,so ur niples may get hard Tue:Avoid lukin at boys,cause u may find sm thing geting wet b/n ur legs Wed:5,6&7 r ur lucky #sSo keep a measuring tape with u Thu:It’s gud day 4 u to achieve […]
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