Nowhere Slow

Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understandThat a-hole bands have a-hole fansBloodhound’s the name and the Gang’s to blameLike Chan n’ Chin the Siamese twins it’s one in the sameSo fame ain’t gonna live foreverNever worrying about dying cause it can’t be any betterBut whatever […]

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Magna Cum Nada

Why try? I’m that guyHolden Caulfield from "Catcher In The Rye"Put away ‘cause he wasn’t all thereLike a jigsaw puzzle you might compareMe to him not a liver but wurstBeen much better off as a still birthBig let down unparalleledLike the last episode of "Seinfeld"Or Jack Lemmon in "Glengarry Glen […]

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Take The Long Way Home

May I have your attention please?May I have your attention please? Did you ever read Voltaire’s "Candide"?He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speedNot a quote of what he wrote but a paraphraseMake it up as you go Keyser SozeHighlights yes but don’t underline ‘emJust live for N.O.W. […]

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Lift Your Head Up High ( And Blow Your Brains Out)

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Do you still go to raves? Do you think that Christ saves? Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze? Do you contemplate what a grape nut is? Or could you live drinkin’ your own whiz? Are you hooked […]

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Legend In My Spare Time

Ashes to ashes and funks to funkyDaddy Long Legs is a mean ass honkyAnd Jimmy Pop ain’t no heiny hobbit gaybeAin’t no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravyCause I’m a Loch Ness a Loch Ness a Loch Ness monsterJerry’s Kids are knockin’ at my door, "Could you be […]

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Going Nowhere Slow

Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understand That a-hole bands have a-hole fans Bloodhound’s the name and the Gang’s to blame Like Chan n’ Chin the Siamese twins it’s one in the same So fame ain’t gonna live forever Never worrying about dying cause it […]

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Boom

Yo Bloodhound Gang and Rob Van Winkle together on this track Stop as we drop this bomb Blow up this place like another Vietnam Heavy like a Tyson blow to the dome Back up son give me room give me room To set it off like this don’t give it […]

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Mope

We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin’ playa that ain’t with us no mo.Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin’.Yeah, Tupac Shakur.Nah bitch, I’m talkin’ ‘bout motherfuckin’ Falco and shit.What? Falco? Rock me AmadeusRock me AmadeusRock me […]

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Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg Well now you’re seeing me but soon I’ll have you seeing God Cause girl I’ll get you panting like you’re Pavlov’s dog Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down But baby your […]

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It's Tricky

This beat is my recital I think it’s very vital To rock a rhyme That’s right on time It’s tricky tricky yo here we go It’s tricky to rock a rhyme To rock a rhyme that’s right on time It’s tricky tricky tricky tricky tricky tricky It’s tricky to rock […]

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I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I’ll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I said guys I’m like you I like Monster Trucks too Wanna see how many […]

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Hell Yeah

Alright now boys and girls we’ve got another story for you now!We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible! Hell yeahHell yeahHell yeahHell yeah If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea […]

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Asleep At The Wheel

Bloodhounds shall cruise rendezvous Break curfew new trip ensues You never know Bloodhounds just go Pack backpack up for down the road No change of clothes but change for tolls Pack of No-Doz Rolos and Skoal Old Milwaukee Jolt black coffee Sugar Daddy Rand McNally A pack of jacks those […]

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One Way

Jimmy Pop’s not a pooper not a pauper but a popperAnd I got more pop than Orville RedenbacherAnd I got more gravy than the whole Gravy TrainWhen I’m kooky going loopy like a man insaneI won’t be around when the world endsSo the only thing that I’ll recycle is your […]

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Along Comes Mary

Every time I think that I’m the only one who’s lonelySomeone calls on meAnd every now and then I spend my time at rhyme and verseAnd curse those faults in me And then along comes MaryAnd does she want to give me kicks and be my steady chickAnd give me […]

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