Right Turn Klyde

Times New Roman you know the typeCalling me Public Enemy, but don’t believe the hypeTough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait meHook line sinker now your lady wanna date meGave your girl a little wink so you make a big stinkShoulder’s got a chip so you flip […]

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Shut Up

I’m Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I’m like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil I get under your skin and I sebaceously form I’m as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn Keep ya hungry for […]

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I hope You die

You must die I alone am best! I hope ya flip some guy the birdHe cuts you off and you’re forced to swerveIn front of the Beatles’ tour busA Bookmobile and a Mack truckHauling hazardous biological wasteThe light turns red you have no brakesAnd "Hard Copy" gets it all on […]

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Mama’s Boy

Hello Frank,Hello mother dearHi, …, what are you doin’I am trying to think of words that rhyme with vaginaOh, lima? Like lima beansHow about that, that teenage witch, SabinaNo, that’s a made up-word, JimWhat if you change the word vagina to something elseLike box or pussy or cunt.No, Jim……..

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Mama Say

It goes one two three when I’m kicking the funky lyricsI’m busting up vocabulary I want you all to hear itI’m busting up the rhythm ’cause I’m busting up the rhymeI’m kicking down the stop posts cause I wanna kicks the timeI’m digging down some knowledge cause you know I […]

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