RSVP

Ooh, that was creepyI would rather slurp rancid tunasalad out of my own assor scour my boobies off with a rusty SLS pador hump a piece of splintered …

Continue Reading

No Rest For The Wicked

I get bombed much like Pearl HarborThe price is white right and I’m Bob BarkerThis is your brain on drugsThis is your brain on Jackie OnassisAll you crotch goblins can kiss our assesYes siree Bob like corn on the cobI’m all buttered up ready to hob nobDaddy is a kraut […]

Continue Reading

Rang Dang

Set your phasers on kill if ya will so catch the feelingGot your head a pumping a back and forth until it hits the ceilingNow I’m wheeling dealing stealing Johnny’s apple seedsSlapped you with a baseball bat upside the head until it bleedsShowing no mercy step like Solomon GrundyHit ya […]

Continue Reading