Blows to the Temple

Check itWe can go, toe to toe, with the blows to the temple (NOT) Not the Temple of Doom, so make roomfor the Unamerican Caravan (who you down with?)The B-Boys, I’mmenslope, Twilite Tone, Derrick and then someI don’t get rid of some faceswhile marks be lookin hard, and they be […]

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Soul By the Pound

"Gimme a pound, thank you man" –> Tim Dog(repeat 2X, then 4X faster) I’m as bad bad, as Leroy Brown BrownYo I’m a pro pro, but not a noun nounIf you got beef beef, then you’ll get ground groundCut up in soul soul, by the pound poundI’m going downtown like […]

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Pitchin’ Pennies

Hey C.S. man, umm Yeah since you don’t wanna gimme a dollar for no beer umm why don’t you gimme a lyrical shoutout on your album junior? C’mon man, gimme somethin man! Common! Ah-heh! Let’s Make a Deal, pickle I’m pitchin penny dimes and nicklesYou couldn’t sell a sticker, on […]

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Just in the Nick of Rhyme

The rhyme I pick up, trick up, and like hiccup(Hiccup!) This is a good place for a stickupSo throw your hands in the air and say hell yeahI Can Beat Mike Tyson, plus I’m Fresh-er than the Prince of Bel AirAnd I Blossom, In Colour is how I’m Living seesome […]

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Take It EZ

Verse One: I’m {easy} easy, easy like Sunday morningI can kick a stupid nervous joint when I’m yawningAhhh, Common’s comin with that old oh excuse meElizabeth, this is a big one, I mean a dewe-deweDoogie, Howser, cause see I’m like BowserKickin it with the sha-na-na-na, the t-shirt, and thetrousers, how’s […]

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Breaker 1/9

A weeby weeby wobble gobble gobble DO the turkeyLord have mercy, mercy mercy meYou see I’m tryin to get the punanibut you just wanna rock me, ah-eh-eh, ah-eh-ehYou see I’m tryin to get the punanibut you just wanna rock me, oooh, check itSo get your ride on ride the thundercloud […]

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Heidi Hoe

Whatup BITCH? I’m Petey WheatstrawAnd you don’t stop, with the heidi heidi hoeHi hoe, or bye hoe, if you’re lookin for a sucker(What are you?) I’m just another motherfuckerPucker your lips, do flips like Mary LouJust because I fucked you doesn’t mean that I’ma marry youBury you, I will do, […]

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Puppy Chow

This is a U-A rhyme, dedicate to the ca-nineTch-a-ch-tchk, c’mere boy, I said it’s play-timeIt’s time to play with the mind of a slimmieI don’t wanna be a freak, but it’s the dog in meI don’t pretend to be the open door roses typeI open the door for myself, and […]

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A Penny For My Thoughts

"Friends.. Romans countrymen.. lend me a dollar! Ahh-ha!" -> Damon Wayans "How much? — A dollar.""One dollar.." -> Dan Akroyd "I got your money.. I got your poor, measly.." -> Eddie Murphy"One dollar.." -> Dan Akroyd "Can I borrow a dollar?" -> BizMarkie"Nigga you ain’t shit.. you wasn’t shit when […]

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Charms Alarm

A-hem What we have here is a very, serious delicate situation Lots of people out here always ridin the dick, hmmph But check this out I like your style, I like your stride and I like your motivation But the Late Show, we ain’t standin for that shit So my […]

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