Silly Answers

Q. What washes up on very small beaches? A. Microwaves! Q. What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it? A. A hole! Q. What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn’t move? A. The road! Q. How do you make a bandstand? A. Take […]

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Stupid questions and great answers

BOY : May I hold your hand?GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY : You love me… GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple GIRL : Darling, […]

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