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telugu funny smswelcome to www.love.com type password * ** *** **** ***** processing..sorry meeku preminchey vayasu datipoyindi try www.sanyasi.com
bed coffee smsI need u in my bed.I want u every morning.I want to touch u with my lips.I want u to be hot.I really LOVE U..!OH..! My DEAR… Bru coffee
funny sms in teluguMessages levu.. Phone ledu.. Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu Naaku tension gaa vundi.. Eni ayyindi? Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?
Comedy valentines day smsSender:Name Missing**Number Missing*Sent:Date missing*Missing U a lot thats yeverything is missing….Happy Valentine’s Day!
Bruce Lee’s Favourites:Vegetable: Thakka-Lee,Fruit: Pappa-Lee, Furniture: Narka-Lee,Fear: Perucha-Lee,Breakfast: Id-Lee,Festival: Diwa-Lee,Film: Gill-Lee,Animal: Pal-Lee,Friend: You (Koma-Lee),Best friend: Naan (ARIVA-Lee).Just for ja-Lee.
funny belated smsIf u are married please ignore this message – Happy INDEPENDANCE Day .. *still time to say its belated*
laloo funny smsLaloo cals Englishman 4 lunch.Curd was served.Englishman asks what s dis?Laloo didn’t knw English,he explains “milk sleeping in night,mrng become tight”!!
Sardarji calls Air India. “How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?”“Just a sec,” comes an answer.“Thank you.” says the Sardarji and hangs up!
Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die.Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
TODAY IS SATURDAY FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO 7 PEOPLE AND INSHAALAH KAL SUNDAY HO GA. IGNORE NAHIN KARNA WARNA PARSON MONDAY HO JAAYE GA.
RasaGulla,mysoorpak,LadduBadhusha,Paalkova,Alva,Onnum puriyalaiyaIthukku pearu than sweet SmS.
“Asin”, “Jothika” “Trisha”, “9thara”endru sollumpodhu uthadugal ottuvathillai. “Namitha”endru sollumpodhu thaan uthadugal ottukirathu
PATIENT : Doctor You have got to help me My wife thinks she is an elevatorDOCTOR : Bring her to see mePATIENT : I cant She doesnt stop at this Floor
=o00o====o00o=/ / ,* * *. / /! ‘ ( o o ) /‘) ( — ) / Aahh…! I’m wonderingwhy I dnt hav msg frm u! Ur Up there again!Come down n msg me..
Sardar : U cheated me.Shopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to u.Sardar : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!