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Rab se dua karte he ki mere dost ko khushiyo ka sansaar mile,aur jo hame sms nahi karte unhe apni girlfriend se sister jaisa pyar mile.
Sitam sahne ki bhi had hoti hai,kisiko satane ki bhi had hoti hai,sms bhjne ki koshish karo janab,mufat ke sms padhne ki bhi had hoti hai.
Ram Ram frendwa kaisn ho,hamar se koi galti hui gawa kya?Tohar smswa ke darshan kiye 1 jamana beet gava,tanik ek dui smswa bhijwai do hamare mobilva pe.
Message pe message bhejte ho,bhej bhej kar bhaja kharab karte ho,bhajte ho to kya bhejte ho,dusron ka bheja hua bhejte ho.
Kabhi yaad aye to Phone ker lena,Paisy kam hon to SMS ker lena,Agar Yah bi na ker saky to mobile dahi main daal kerVIBRATION on kerna,or lassi bana ke pi lena
Saare gawahon our bayanon ko MAD-E-nazar rakhte huwe ye Adalat dafa 420 k tahet SMS parhne wale ko SMS NA BHEJINE K JURM ME….. KANJOOS, Qarar deti hai.
|______|____| || ” 0| /|\ pahnasi| || JL||yeh bi tumhari tarha bohat kam sms karta tha..latka diya hai pahnasi par..ab tera kia ho ga kalia….?
What was GOD’s First Reaction when he made a ‘African?’ Socho…… Socho… Dont know.. Oh! shit jal gaya!!
urdu Funny SMS udaasi Terey chahrey par udaasi ankhoo mein nami hai………..national namak istemaal karo tumhain iodine ki Kamee hai
Latest Funny SMS apun ko BOSS SHAETAN” ne pocha kisiNAIKShakhs ka number do apun us ko tang karega.Main ne AP ka number dia to SHAITAN bola.A mamo apun ko BOSS se panga nahi lene ka!
Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,Aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna,MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai..!
Kya bindas hawa chal raheli hai,birds gana ga rahele hain,Cow log grass eat rahele hain, shane log SMS kar rahele hain aurdhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain.
Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet ka tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana hua,Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua.
Neend me ho to 1 sapna bhejo,Jag rahe ho to Fasana Bhejo, Hans Rahe to Jok Bhejo, Ro rahe ho to Anshu Bhejo, Kuch nahi kar rahe ho to, SMS Bhejo.