Universal truth.Na moh na maya hai.Aalas tumhi ko aya hai…Baith k char panne palat lo betafinal paper girl friend ne nahi banaya hai!
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Universal truth.Na moh na maya hai.
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A very bad shayari which might even kill u..
A very bad shayari which might even kill u.. Aatma choor gayi sharir purana… Aatma choor gayi sharir purana Didi tera devar diwana.
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Sardar road Pe Cigerate Pita Hua Bhag Raha Tha
Sardar road Pe Cigerate Pita Hua Bhag Raha Tha Use Kisine Pucha Ki kya Kar Rahe Ho? Sardar: Me Dekh Raha Hu ki ek Cigerate Kitni KiloMtr Chalta he
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Dad: Beta, koi aisa kaam karo jisse tumhara naam
Dad: Beta, koi aisa kaam karo jisse tumhara naam duniya ke chaaro kono mein fail jaye. Son: Aisa bilkul nahi ho sakta,Duniya to gol hai na.!
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2 sardar in a coffe house
2 sardar in a coffe house1st:Jaldi pi, coffe thandi ho jaegi2nd:To kya hoga?1st:Bewkuf menu card dekhHot coffe-Rs 6Cold coffe-20
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Ram nay been bajai OR seeta duurk ayai
Ram nay been bajai OR seeta duurk ayaiKishan nay bansuri bajai OR Radha bhagk ayaiaur hum nay sirf Seti bajai Woh Apne BHAI ko layaai
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Ashiq Pagal Ho Jate Hai Pyar Me,
Ashiq Pagal Ho Jate Hai Pyar Me, Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jati Hai Intezar Me. Magar Ye Dilruba Nahi Samajti, Golgape Khati Firti Hai Baazar Me
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Shadi Me khane K 2 Rule:
Shadi Me khane K 2 Rule:1. PEHLI bar is tarah khao ki dusri bar milega nahi.2. DUSRI bar is tarah khao ki pehli bar khaya hi nahi.
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Pati Patni ki ladai ke baad Patni bhagwan se boli,
Pati Patni ki ladai ke baad Patni bhagwan se boli,“Agar ye galat hai to inko utha lo,Aagr main galat hoon to mujhe VIDHVA bana do”
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Boy: Tum gana bahut achha gati ho.
Boy: Tum gana bahut achha gati ho. Girl: nahi yaar main to sirf bathroom singer hoon Boy: to bulaao na kabhi mehfil jamate hai
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YahaSe 50km dur jb koi bachha raat ko
YahaSe 50km dur jb koi bachha raat kohoon.. hoon..Karke rota h to MAA kehti h k beta aisematRo warna bada hokar tuHIMESH RESHAMIYA ban jayga
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Neend jb mujhe aagosh main leti h
Neend jb mujhe aagosh main leti h,Aapka chehra nigahon me bas jata h,ek dam se meri aankh khul jati hDil se ye aawaz aati haiMUMMY BHOOT
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Amitabh-Mere Paas Bum
Amitabh-Mere Paas BumPatakhefuljhariAnarRocket,Sab Hai Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? Sashi-Mere Paas Maa… Maa…Maachis he
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Ankhein teri roye ansu mere hon
Ankhein teri roye ansu mere honDil tera dhadke dhadkan meri hoE mere dost apni dosti itni gahri ho ki sadakpr tu mar khay orGalti meri ho
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Aadat or ada me ky Fark h?
Aadat or ada me ky Fark h?“Road k nal se pani pinaGarib piye to aadatAmir piye to adaaAb Sms ko le loAp bhejo to ada Main bheju to adat
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