Sardar ji And his Wife Were Walking on the street, Suddenlt his Wife Said,”Oh ji Look At The Dead Bird” Sardar: Looked at Sky & Said, “Where, Where”? no bird, shard !
Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop
Once Papu was trying 2 impress a young lady. Papu:I have seen u some where. Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL
A man calls his wife through an idea mobile.But the cal goes to another woman.Theyloved & got married.Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!
Principal:Why u r late?Papu:- Bike puncture sir!!Princpal:- Why can’t you come in bus?Papu:- I am not that much rich to buy bus sir!!
Teacher: which book is the most helpful book in ur life?………..Student:My DAD’S Cheque book!
LKG Boy on phone:Hello My son won’t come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who’s speaking? Boy: This is my father
Santa & Banta hated mobile,so decided 2 use pigeons.Once pigeon came with no msg.Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye ! it was a missed call
Teacher: Translate in English, “Mein Aam Aadmi Nahi Hoon”…….After thinking a lot Santa: I am not a mangoman
Exams are like GIRLFRIENDS1)Too many Questions ?2)Difficult to understand3)More explanations r needed4)Result is always FAIL !
Just IMAGINE you are in the Third floor,It catches Fire.How will you Escape?” Sardar:”It is very simple,I wil Stop my imagination
I have opened an emotional bank account for you in my heart deposit Your love, Kisses, Hugs in it & I will make sure that you receive Interest as long as I am alive.
Degrees of girls! B.A.-Beautiful AngelB.E.-Beautiful EyesB.Sc.-Beautiful StructureB.Com-Beautiful CommunicationM.B.A.-Married But Awesome ……….By Damu
This is a vaccine for latest disease called KIMS —-<(_'_'_'__(== (KANJOOSI IN MESSAGING SYNDROME) Pls inject it & then u can sms