Papu waitin at bus stop.1 gentleman came there by 2wheeler & asked “u want lift?”Papu says: “no thanks, my house is in ground floor!
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Papu waitin at bus stop.1 gentleman came there by 2wheeler & asked “u want lift?”Papu says: “no thanks, my house is in ground floor!
A doctor wants 2 keep his nameinfront of his clinic as.‘Dr.R.K Psychotherapist’Santa was the painter n he wroteDr.R.K’Psycho the rapist’
Breaking NEWS. My HEART for SALE100% DISCOUNTPlz inform all ur Girl Friends nowLast date is FEBURARY 14th!HURRY!Condition apply
Enter PASSWORD to touch my heart * ** *** **** ***** WRONG CODE ! You have touched my legs. Anyway, Take my blessings! Ha ha ha
Santa was going on buffalo.A traffic police stop him & asked for helmet. Santa: “Abe niche dekh four wheeler hai”.
If a gorilla catches u, what will u do? ? ? ? I know u both will start playingIts natural when close friends meet.
U R the one who is CHARMINGU R the one who is INTELLIGENTU R the one who is CUTEand I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
Fact1:You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge Fact2:After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
Sardar:For the past 1 week a girl is disturbing Me,I don’t know how she got my no,she interrupts whenever I call someone and says ‘please recharge your card’.
Sardarji and his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror.Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife. Go and sit back. I will drive auto
Sardar 2 his friend:I kiss my wife everyday before I go 2 office, & u..? Friend:I kiss after u go 2 office.. Sardar:ha ha I kiss 1st
Beggar: I’m The Author of a Book called ‘420 Methods 2 Become Rich’ Man: Then y r u Begging ? Beggar: This is One of the Best Methods !
Santa : I lost my dogPolice : Put an add in newspaperSanta : Dont b silly Sir, My dog can’t read newspaper!
Sardar & his wife went 4 divorce Judge:U have 3 kids. How will u divide them? Sardar thinks & says ‘oye! Idea, We’ll come next year with 1 more’