Wife running after a garbage truck said: “Am I too late for the garbage? “ Santa following her shouted: Not too late u can still Jump in!
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Wife running after a garbage truck said: “Am I too late for the garbage? “ Santa following her shouted: Not too late u can still Jump in!
Sachin gives a Pepsi bottle 2 Dhoni & Dhoni gives it 2 Sehwag U know y?Sehwag is the OPENER
Santa: Why is the Police nicknamed ”The heart of the country’ ? Banta: It beats, beats & beats…
Santa-Doctor,I hv a problmDr-Whats ur problem?Santa-I forget thingsDr-Since wen u r hving dis Problm?Santa-Which problem ?
Pati – I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.Friend – didnt you follow them?Pati – Nahi yaar,I have already seen that movie !
Today’s Titanic’s 94 Anniversary.So Every True Lover is Requested.In Memory of Jack & Rose.To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minute
Sardar: “I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years”.Friend:Then what happened?Sardar:Nothing,she married the postman
Santa’s son: papa,there r people at the door, they r asking for donation for swimming pool. Santa:beta give them a bucket of water!
Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?They think their picture is being taken.
A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss.Do U know what the business was in?He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
A Teacher lecturing on population:In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.A Sardar stands up, we must find & stop her!
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.
Sardar saw a very high Idea Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air”
Aplication by sardar: Dear sir,Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family to look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day. Thank you.
Age Of Drinks: 1 to 5 breast Milk,5 to 15 Horlicks,15 to 25 beer,25 to 32 Fresh Milk,32 to 40 whisky,40 to 50 Oldmonk,50 to 60 vodka,60 to 70 Tonic,70 Gangajal