Dear customer ur underwear validity for 1 year is over.Pls change ur underwear today and enjoy 1 year validity
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Dear customer ur underwear validity for 1 year is over
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Tag Archives: Funny SMS(Eng)
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Man said passionately: Will you marry me?
Man said passionately: Will you marry me?My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!
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A girl says to her boyfriend
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.BoyFriend: Thanks for the warning!
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him.Do you understand me?Son: No.
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Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.Student: The future tense is “You will go to jail”.
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Young girl praying:plz God,marry me with intelligent man
Young girl praying:plz God,marry me with intelligent man God replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married
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A sexy woman like a 1000 rupee note
A sexy woman like a 1000 rupee note, u don’t know how many have handled it but u still want 2 have it.
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One day a monkey looked into mirror & said
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, “Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
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Forest king Virappan died last week.
Forest king Virappan died last week.In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins.Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.I suggest them ur name. They said “We cannot disturb our boss.”
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I saw U on ROAD today.
I saw U on ROAD today.U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:- ” WHO LET THE DOGS OUT”
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Press Down if u think u r MAD
Press Down if u think u r MAD.I can’t Believe u Did That!Again?For God Sake! LORD!!Why u Still Doing it?Truth is out now!MENTAL CASE!!
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