Har shaks ko diwana bana deta huMili najar to fasana bana deta huDil k marij ho to kar lo dosti mujh seHar dil ko dhadak na sikha deta hu
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Har shaks ko diwana bana deta huMili najar to fasana bana deta huDil k marij ho to kar lo dosti mujh seHar dil ko dhadak na sikha deta hu
Exams are like GIRLFRIENDS1)Too many Questions ?2)Difficult to understand3)More explanations r needed4)Result is always FAIL !
Teacher 2 Student : WHat is the similarity between girlfriend n mobile? Student : Sir, both r disconnectd when there is ‘NO CURRENCY’
How 2 impress a Girl: Respect her,Honour her, Love her, Protect her, Care for her.How to impress a boy?Just smile (game over)…!
Ghar ke bahar wo nakab me niklisari gali unki firaq me nikliinkar karte the wo humari mohabat seor hamari hi tasvir unki kitab se nikli
Aaj ka sawal pyar ho jata hai ya karna padta hai? very simple Ladki khubsurat ho to ho jata he aur agar amiir ho to karna padta he
Jane wo humse kya chupati thikuch tha uske hot pemagar na jane kyu shrmati thijab humne muh khulvyato pata chalasali gutka khati thi
Sardar: “I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years”.Friend:Then what happened?Sardar:Nothing,she married the postman
Sardar: Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?Sardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche..
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.BoyFriend: Thanks for the warning!