A man walked into a pet shop and said,– “I’d like a puppy for my son.”– “Sorry sir,” said the store owner, “we don’t do part exchange.” A vampire bat comes back to his fellow vampires with a blood on his mouth. They ask him where he got the blood. […]
Speaking of weird personal information… I got a new tooth brush. I’ve been using the new tooth brush for two months. One month ago I realized there is another tooth brush the same color in our bathroom. Sometimes I’d notice it would go unused. However, at times my tooth brush […]
Do you know all about April 1? Yes, I’m fooly aware of it! What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day? On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful! Why is everyone so tired on April 1? Because they’ve just finished a long March! What’s the best […]
At 04 Years: My daddy is great At 06 Years: My daddy knows every body. At 10 Years: My daddy is good but is short tempered. At 12 Years: My daddy was very nice to me when I was young. At 14 Years: My daddy is getting fastidious. At 16 […]
01. Men are like…………Bank Accounts, Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest 02. Men are like……….Commercials You can’t believe a word they say. 03. Men are like………Floor Tiles If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years 04. Men are […]
I think all of you knew this love story, if not please enjoy by reading this Love story :Hero loves heroine , but heroine loves the villain. But villain loves hero’s sister,and hero’s sister loves heroine’s brother. Here, heroine’s brother loves villain’s sister. But villain’s sister loves hero’s brother. Again!, […]
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of […]
Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a “Wall Street Journal” article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you. 1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key” because of the many calls asking where the […]
BOY : May I hold your hand?GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY : You love me… GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple GIRL : Darling, […]
