Belt Buckle

RED, RED LIPSSWIVELIN’ HIPSMOVIN’ IN SOME NEW BLUE JEANSSHUFFLIN’ SWEET RIGHT WITH THAT BEATSHE CAN REALLY SHAKE THAT THINGBELT BUCKLESHININ’ DAY AND NIGHTWHEN SHE SHAKE THAT THINGHOPE IT’S NEXT TO MINEI SAID, LORD HAVE MERCY, MY O’ MYYOU BEEN LOOKIN’ TOO GOODI THINK YOU WANNA SHAKE WITH MEBABY I THINK […]

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Arrested for Driving While Blind

When you’re driving down the highway at nightAnd you’re feelin’ that wild turkey’s biteDon’t give Johnny Walker a rideCause Jack Black is right by your sideYou might get taken to the jailhouse and findYou’ve been arrested for driving while blind Now just the other night with nothin’ to doWe broke […]

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Bar-B-Q

No, baby, tell me why don’t you?Well, now, baby, tell me why don’t you?Aw, baby, tell me why don’t you? No, baby, now want to make me some?Oh, now, baby, now want to make me some?Aw, baby, now want to make me some? No, baby, tell me why don’t you?Oh, […]

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Can’t Stop Rockin’

I heard about the rock for sometime, I know.It’s easy to do when you feel the roll.Makes you want to get up, makes you wanna move your feet.No matter how it’s done you know it can’t be beat.‘Cause I can’t stop rockin’,no, I can’t stop rockin’.Well, I can’t stop rockin’,baby, […]

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Bang Bang

Everybody knows what it’s all aboutPretty thing jumpin’ all aroundShakin’ your money-maker nowTake it off and take me down Bang, bang, shang-a-langBang, bang, shang-a-langTake it offShe bang-bang my shang-a-langShe bang-bang my shang-a-langHey yeah Tear me up, baby, tear me downYou got me movin’ upside downFeelin’ good, I’m feelin’ alrightDo it […]

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Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers

If you see me walkin’ down the linewith my fav’rite honky tonk in mind,well, I’ll be here around suppertimewith my can of dinner and a bunch of fine. Beer drinkers and hell raisers, yeah.Uh-huh-huh, baby, don’t you wanna come with me? The crowd gets loud when the band gets right,steel […]

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Balinese

Deep in the South of Texasnot so long ago,there on a crowded islandin the Gulf of Mexico it didn’t take too much money,man, but it sure was nice.You could dance all night if you felt all right,drinking whiskey and throwing dice. And everybody knowsit was hard to leave.And everybody knowsit […]

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Shiek

I met a shiek from Mozambiquewho led me to the Congo.He dreamed to go to Mexicoand sample a burrito. My temperature had risen again,it must have been a hundred and ten. Under the oaks I was telling some jokesand thinkin’ I had it made-Gettin’ on with the folks, havin’ some […]

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Jailhouse Rock

Goin’ to a party in the county jail,Prison band was there and they began to wail.Kid is shakin’ and began to sing;You should’ve heard them knocked out jailbirds sing.Let’s rock! Everybody, let’s rock!Everybody in the whole cell blockWas dancin’ to the jailhouse rock. Spider Murphy sittin’ on a block of […]

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Sinpusher

I DROPPED OUT OF SOCIETYFELL BY THE WAYSIDE SO TO SPEAKQUIT MY JOB I’M A LAZY SLOBNEVER LIFT A FINGER ‘CEPT FOR MY HEART THROBI’M A SINPUSHER, HANGIN’ ON THE ON THE "DL"…DOWN LOWJUST A SINPUSHER, KINDA LIKE HEAVEN OR HELL I WANT A BIT OF EVERYTHINGI’M WANTED BY THE […]

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Bedroom Thang

I know you wanna be my bedroom thang,but you’re much too young.You’re the finest thing I’ve ever seen.You just wanna have fun. I need someone who can scratch my back.I need someone who can carry my pack.I need someone to be with me at night.You’re gonna make me feel alright. […]

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Pincushion

I been stuck, so I asked her whyShe gave me acupuncture as her alibiShook my soul, and stole my doughLeft my condition down a deep dark holeI’m a pincushion, gotta face the factsI’m just a pincushion, do everything she askI get nailed every now and thenI get my mojo working […]

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She’s Just Killing Me

Everything about her was naturalEverything about her was coolBut I’m a little partial for beautiful girlsEven if they blood runs blue I think I see herI think I want herI think I love herShe’s just killing meI think she’s killing me Her castanets are enormousHer bongo beat absoluteAnd when she […]

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Avalon Hideaway

Somebody breathin’ down my neckWhile I’m tryin’ to roll the bonesI don’t care I’ll just float a checkCause I’m feelin’ my gamblin’ JonesHere come seven, gimme eleven come againLove to hideout where I am my own best friend There’s crazy little Linda LouWith the long and lanky legsNobody do it […]

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Leila

She had a look in her eye that could make you melt,Made me feel better than I ever felt.But bless her heart, she couldn’t stay,I begged her not to go away.She left my ex best friend out in old Tucson,Told me she was leavin and would be rollin on.Now the […]

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