Stages

It’s a fine time to fall in love with you,I ain’t got a single thing to do.It happened before I knew what was going on.I fell out and knew that I was gone.Stages keep on changing,stages rearranging love. Then you left me standing all alone,I couldn’t even get you on […]


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Ten Foot Pole

Tidify da, sinmah gough dah hep haing ding fum gogamamo.Stry da fings thadd awondt oont do butt any il thang thad a wondt meeto.Shees my nurirng my nu esit seten’ ra mind at a ros reshoo.I don loo kadang doo my net loohah leten meen you Hmm, I wouldn’t touch […]


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Ten Dollar Man

Mister Ten Dollar Man with that gold in your hand,Comin’ ’round here after sunlightWith your peaches and your PreamAnd your rollin’ magazine,Tellin’ me you’ll make me feel alright.Now, you’ll make me feel alright Mister Ten Dollar Man with a girl by the hand,Will this ten-spot take her away?With his slaver’s […]


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Dipping Low (in the Lap of Luxury)

I went around the world till I found the right spot.It was ultra sweet and just a little bit hot.Dippin’ low in the lap of luxury.Dippin’ low in the lap of luxury. Now if you get down there you’ll be doin’ it right.Yeah, once you got it you better hold […]


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Snappy Kakkie

I say Hey! Snappy Kakkie!Do you wanna play?I say Hey! Snappy Kakkie!I said whatcha’ say!The water she is nice we can steal awayThey’ll never know we’re gone ’til the break ‘o dayCome on! Come on! I say Hey Snappy KakkieDid they talk to you today?I say Hey Snappy KakkieDid you […]


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Beatbox

A NINE VOLT BATTERY FROM JAPANAND IT’S GOT THE BEATA LITTLE TAPE DECK IN MY HANDIT’S SO SO SWEET KEEPS ME ROCKIN’ ROUND THE CLOCKI DON’T MIND IT [when I]I GOT THE BEATBOX, THE BEATBOX,JUST A BEATIN’ THAT BOXBEATBOX, BEATBOX ONE C-90’S BACK TO BACK [DC 9 is]JUMPIN’ ON THAT […]


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It's So Hard

When the light comes and yu’re feelin’ downCause your baby’s out there somewhere runnin’ round.Don’t start feeling blue and feeling lonely too,It’s hard I know when that love ain’t true. You just can’t explain, but you know it’s there,That empty feeling seems so unfair.What can you do when it’s gone, […]


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Squank

Woman, grab your children, run and hide.Don’t let it catch up with you.You gotta fight it to stay alive, and if it gets you, man, you’re through. It smells so rotten and rank.Well, everybody calls it the squank. It’s sick, depressin, gettin’ bigger all the time.Don’t help it any way […]


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Fearless Boogie

CALL ME A PRETTY BOYTHEY CALL ME A SAINTTHEY CALL ME A SINNERIT’S GONNA BE THE SAMENOW I’M NOT AFRAIDAND I’M NOT AFEAREDI AIN’T GONNA LOSE ITAND I’M NOT SCARED TO DO THE FEARLESS BOOGIETO DO THE FEARLESS BOOGIESMOKIN’ FEARLESS BOOGIEUNTIL IT’S GONE THEY CALL ME A PONTIACTHE RED IN […]


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She Loves My Automobile

She don’t love me, she love my automobile.She don’t love me, she love my automobile.Well she would do anything just to slide behind the wheel.She said what’s it gonna take for you to lay your top on down?She said what’s it gonna take for you to lay your top on […]


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Dreadmonboogaloo

DREADMONBOOGALOODROP THAT THINGDREAD, DREAD, DREADBOOGALOO, BOOGALOOEAST OF THE ROCKIESWEST OF THE ROCKIESON THE WILDCARD LINEDREADTHIS IS ART [YEAH YEAH]DREADEAST OF THE ROCKIESDREAD,WEST OF THE ROCKIESDREADON THE WILDCARD LINEBOOGALOO, BOOGALOO, BOOGALOO


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Black Fly

Black fly buzzin’, buzzin’ aroundBlack fly flyin’ from town to townBlack fly lookin’ around and aroundWhat’s he gonna do when he finds her? He got the mojo workin’ overtimeMakin’ it, layin’ it on the lineChasin’ his honey with a honeysuckle vineWho’s so lucky and gets to kiss her? Black fly, […]


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It's Only Love

I’m gonna tell ya what it’s all aboutSweet thang’s tryin’ to put me outShe gone and found herself another manShe tryin’ to let me down as fast as she can It’s only love, it drives me crazyIt’s only love pretty babyBaby, what you tryin’ to do Well after runnin’ round […]


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Old Man

Old man sleepin’ the hot day away,while he dreams a thousand yesterdays.‘Cause he’s had so many come his way.All he cares about is somewhere to lay his head tomorrow. Old man sits and thinks about his home.Doesn’t matter ’cause he’s all alone.What he’d give to get back on his own.Curses […]


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Live Intro By Ross Mitchell

SO NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS STAR TIME; ARE YOU READY FOR STAR TIME? IT’S A STUNNING AND PERSUASIVE PLEASURE, TO PRESENT TO YOU NATIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL KNORN…. THAT LIL’ OL’ BAND FROM TEXAS, THE ZZ TOPS [SIC!]


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