Memon to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka aik baal toot gaya hai. Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya kiu le rahe ho? Memon: Jo toota hai woh akhri tha…

Shaadi me aik Memon bahut der tak khata raha, Kisi ne poocha bhae kab tak khaty raho ge? Memon: Yaar me khud kah kah ke thak gaya hun pr kya kron, card me lkha tha “Dinner 7 to 10pm…”

Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.Memon ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha:Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana…

Memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,Memon ne phir khoon dia.Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?Arbi:Munna…!!Ab hamarey ander bhi Memon ka khoon dor raha hay…

1 Memon 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!!!

A Memon on his death time. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, I’m here My sons & daughters ru all here? Yes, Papa Memon:To phir brabar wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hay??

Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de…

Train me ek chinease k sar per ek machar betha tha, chinease us machar ko pakar kar kha gaya…. Saamne bethe hua memon ne jub ye dekha to apnay sar per se ek machar pakar kar chinease ko bola: Ye machar khareedo ge …