WHILE IN A DRUG STOREMr. Bean: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!
MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETINGColleague: Sorry I’m late. I got stock in an elevator for 4 hrs. because of a power failure.Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too…I got stock on the escalator for 3 hrs.
BRAIN TUMOR mr bean smsDoctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?Doctor: Then why are you so happy?Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I […]
best mr. bean smsFriend: how many women do you believe must a man marry?Mr. Bean: 16Friend: Why?Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.
Spelling lesson – mr beans smsMr. Bean’s Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful….is it one c or two c?Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!
mr.bean in school sms jokeTeacher: What is 5 plus 4?Mr. Bean: 9Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!