YahaSe 50km dur jb koi bachha raat kohoon.. hoon..Karke rota h to MAA kehti h k beta aisematRo warna bada hokar tuHIMESH RESHAMIYA ban jayga
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YahaSe 50km dur jb koi bachha raat kohoon.. hoon..Karke rota h to MAA kehti h k beta aisematRo warna bada hokar tuHIMESH RESHAMIYA ban jayga
Dad:Beta,Sasuralwale Gadi de to Suit mang lena,Scoter de to Car,Dukan de to Makaan mang lena.. Beta:Agar ladki de to uske Maa mang lo?
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
Teacher : What is your caste ?Student : Pehle hum Singh they,Fir Rajput hue,Fir Sharma ho gaye,Abhi hai Darzi….Aage Mummy ki marzi
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai, ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.Mom: tera dost chor hai kya ?Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him.Do you understand me?Son: No.