Pathan: molvi sahib kya wazu k bagair namaz ho jati hai ?molvi: nahi hoti.Pathan: ho jati hai!molvi: nahi hoti.Pathan: main ne khud parh k dekhi hai ho jati hai.
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Pathan: molvi sahib kya wazu k bagair namaz ho jati hai ?molvi: nahi hoti.Pathan: ho jati hai!molvi: nahi hoti.Pathan: main ne khud parh k dekhi hai ho jati hai.
Pathan pizza hut gaya, to waiter ne pizza la kar rakh diya, Pathan aik ghantey tak baitha raha, Phir chillane laga ke, O khocha naan rakh ke gaya hai salan tumhara baap laye ga..?
Bush pathan se: Tum hum ko Osama do ham tum ko Titanic wali larki de ga. Pathan: Hum tum ko Osama de ga par hamein Titanic wali larki nahi larka chaiye…
Pathan 2 his wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya! Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao, Pathan: Tu tension na ley, Mein ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai.
Pathan: ALLAH ka lakh lakh shukar hai ke, Pakistan 13 August ko azaad nahi hua, Dost: (Heran hote hue): Kiu? Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kaise manatay…..
EK Pathan Office Ke 25th Floor Pe Tha; Ek Aadmi Bola : Dolat Khan Tumhari Beti Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi Hai? Ye Sunte Hi Usne 25th Floor Se Jump Laga Di Girte Huey 15th Floor k pass usay Yaad Aaya k us Ki Koi Beti Nahi Hai. 10th Floor Pe […]
Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha. Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha, Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu Utarai?? Pathan: O yaara aik banda samnay aa gaya tha to brake marne ka time nahi tha. Hamara Assistant ne bola ke is ke oper char […]
Aik Pathan apne Rickshy ke saath khara tha, Aik Aadmi aaya aur Poocha: Khan Bhai Iqbal Town jao ge?? Khan: Mein to chala jaaon ga lekin mere Rickshy ka kon khayal rakhe ga?
Sardar: Pathan se: 2+2 kitne hote hain? Pathan: tmhe pata nai mjhe masharti aloom nhi ati. Sardar: per main ne to islamiat ka sawal pocha hy.
Two Seater plane crashed in a kabristan in Peshawer. Next day headline: Ek hawai jahaz crash ho gaya, Pathano ne 250 Dead bodies dhoond nikali, Aur talaash jari…
Pathan Hindi SMS 14 August Pathan: ALLAH ka lakh lakh shukar hai ke, Pakistan 13 August ko azaad nahi hua, Dost: (Heran hote hue): Q? Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kaise manatay…
Urdu Pathan SMS matiyai 1 sadar nay niya mobile kharida: Doston nay kaha ka paa G matiyai to khila do. Or sardar nay: Mobile baich ker matiye khila di.
Pathan text sms Adalat Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha. Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha, Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu Utarai?? Pathan: O yaara aik banda samnay aa gaya tha to brake marne ka time nahi tha. Hamara Assistant ne bola ke […]
Latest Pathan SMS Khudkushi Pathan: Khudkushi per taqreer kar raha tha. Jazbati ho kar kehne laga, Khudkushi Haram hai, Zulm hai, Gunah hai, Is se behter hai ke insan apne aap ko Goli maar de…
New Pathan SMS saga behan Pathan: Yaara hamara b.v hum ko chor k chala gaya. Friend: Tum us ko piyar nhi kerta ho ga. Pathan: O nhi oye, Qasam Khuda ka, saga behan samjhta tha uss ko