MQM Political SMS

If MQM goes to Jannat, the news will be: 1) 25 Jannati gun point per Mobile se Mehroom! 2) Aaj do hooron ki chooriyan utarwa li gayein, Hoorain deshat zada! 3) 17 Farishton se shrab-e-Tahoora zabardasti cheen li gayi! 4) Bhatta na dene per Jannat ka darogha qatal, Us ki […]

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Indian Politics SMS – Sonia Gandhi SMS

Top Ten list …If Sonia Gandhi becomes the Prime Minister…. 10.There will be branches of Olive Garden all over Indiaand they will be called OZinda Bagicha!! 9. Their only vegetarian dish will be Eggplant Parmesan andit will be called Anda-Pauda Parmeshwaran!! 8. All Vadapav Gaadis and Stalls will be selling […]

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Zardari Tarana SMS

Zardari ki zameen shad bad,Bijli aaye 8 ghantay baad, Tu nishan-e-Curruption Aalishan, Arz-e-Zardaristan,Shad Baad Sindh rahy Aabad, Zardari ki Zameen ka Nizam,Aatay, Gas, Bijli ka Bohraan, Qaum Mulk Sab Gharaq,Nawaz, Wakeel Painda-Tabinda baad, Benazir dunya se farar,Parchamay sitara-o-Halal, Khoon main ranga sara saal,Bhool apna mazi shan-e-Haal, Jan-e-Istaqlal, Saye-e-America,Sar pe Sawar!

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Asif Ali Zardari Jokes

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.Kisi ne pucha.“Kyon Maar Diya?”Usne maayusi se jawab diya.Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai. Zardar Celebrating His […]

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Zardari Poertry SMS

Aik Zardari mota taza tha,Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Zardari ne beth k socha k,Bibi ko dengy dhoka.Bibi ko marengy goli,Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Par Army bari siyani thiOr Zardari ki shamat aani thi.Par army bech se nikal gai,Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal […]

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Asif Ali Zardari SMS

Wife : Tum tou chahty ho k main mar jaon aur meri tamam cheezai’n tumhari ho jaye’n … Husband : Meri kismat ZARDARI jesi kahan??? Pehle Aata Mil Jata Tha..Ab Aatay k Liye Line Banani Parti HyAurHar Line Mai 3,4 Pathan Zaroor Hotay Hain Jeenay Doo Zardari

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Asif Zardari Jokes

*Golden words*Jo påsiå de us se ley lo,,,Aur jo nå de us se cheen lo… HAZRAT Molånå sheikh ASIF ALI ZARDARI..! Asif Zardari: America K Sadar Obama K Rishtedar Hain Qarebi Zraye Sy Pata Chala He K Asif Zardari: America K Sadar Obama Ki Phupho K Kuttay Ka Puttar Hay…

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Zardari Jokes

Shaitan apne chelun se: Saam tumhari duty aaj se America main hy, JULIE tum UK jao gi, aur PETER tum India chalay jao. Saam: Sir Pakistan kis ko bhijwaya hy??? Shetan: Wahan Kisi ki zuroorat nahi! I’m satisfied with ASIF ALI ZARDARI’S performance… Zardari cycle pe ja raha tha. Nawaz […]

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Zardari SMS

Ab CORRUPTION Ki Baari Hai Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zaradari Hai Ab Aap Ki Izat, Apni Zimmadari Hai Kyun k Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Zaradari Hai Ab Tabahi Qismat Humari Hy Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zardari Hai . . jiss nay izzat, gherat ko laat mariwo aik hi hay, sala zardari bhooka […]

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Funny Political SMS

American to Pakistani: Tum Paglon k sath kya Salook karte ho?Pakistani: Hum unko Pagal khane main band kar dete hainAmerican: Ye to human rights ki voilation hai…… Ham American to unhen America ka President bana dete hain………. Terrorists have kidnapped Our Beloved Manmohan Sing and demanded $50000000Otherwise they will Burn […]

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Pakistan Political SMS, India Political SMS

Pakistani: Hamare pass kutte hain, khote hain, Sowar hain,Tumhare pass kya hai?Indian: Tum hamara muqabla nahi kar sakte,Hamare pass Manmohan Singh hain… Molvi To ZARDARI: “Makhlooq Ko Tang Mat Kya KaroWarna ALLAH Ka Azaab Aay Ga…ZARDARI: “Bholay Badshao, Main Hi To Azaab Hun…” Benazir Jate Jate Muj pe Ehsan KrGyiInsurnce […]

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Funny Political SMS

1 Baal Thakre ko dekha to aisa lagaJese khana kharab,Jese total azaab,Jesey Aadi faqeer,Jesay murda zameer,Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa, Ek Baal Thakre ko dekha to aisa laga, Jese bijli ka taarJese khanjar ki dhaar,Jesey dozakh ki aag,Jesey zehrila naag,Jese garmi ki dhoopJese shetan ka roop Manmohan ka Farman,Subse […]

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