MQM Political SMS

If MQM goes to Jannat, the news will be: 1) 25 Jannati gun point per Mobile se Mehroom! 2) Aaj do hooron ki chooriyan utarwa li gayein, Hoorain deshat zada! 3) 17 Farishton se shrab-e-Tahoora zabardasti cheen li gayi! 4) Bhatta na dene per Jannat ka darogha qatal, Us ki […]

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Bush Joke, Usama Joke, Mushraf Joke

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Indian Politics SMS – Sonia Gandhi SMS

Top Ten list …If Sonia Gandhi becomes the Prime Minister…. 10.There will be branches of Olive Garden all over Indiaand they will be called OZinda Bagicha!! 9. Their only vegetarian dish will be Eggplant Parmesan andit will be called Anda-Pauda Parmeshwaran!! 8. All Vadapav Gaadis and Stalls will be selling […]

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Zardari Tarana SMS

Zardari ki zameen shad bad,Bijli aaye 8 ghantay baad, Tu nishan-e-Curruption Aalishan, Arz-e-Zardaristan,Shad Baad Sindh rahy Aabad, Zardari ki Zameen ka Nizam,Aatay, Gas, Bijli ka Bohraan, Qaum Mulk Sab Gharaq,Nawaz, Wakeel Painda-Tabinda baad, Benazir dunya se farar,Parchamay sitara-o-Halal, Khoon main ranga sara saal,Bhool apna mazi shan-e-Haal, Jan-e-Istaqlal, Saye-e-America,Sar pe Sawar!

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Asif Ali Zardari Jokes

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.Kisi ne pucha.“Kyon Maar Diya?”Usne maayusi se jawab diya.Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai. Zardar Celebrating His […]

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Zardari Poertry SMS

Aik Zardari mota taza tha,Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Zardari ne beth k socha k,Bibi ko dengy dhoka.Bibi ko marengy goli,Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Par Army bari siyani thiOr Zardari ki shamat aani thi.Par army bech se nikal gai,Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal […]

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Asif Ali Zardari SMS

Wife : Tum tou chahty ho k main mar jaon aur meri tamam cheezai’n tumhari ho jaye’n … Husband : Meri kismat ZARDARI jesi kahan??? Pehle Aata Mil Jata Tha..Ab Aatay k Liye Line Banani Parti HyAurHar Line Mai 3,4 Pathan Zaroor Hotay Hain Jeenay Doo Zardari

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Asif Zardari Jokes

*Golden words*Jo påsiå de us se ley lo,,,Aur jo nå de us se cheen lo… HAZRAT Molånå sheikh ASIF ALI ZARDARI..! Asif Zardari: America K Sadar Obama K Rishtedar Hain Qarebi Zraye Sy Pata Chala He K Asif Zardari: America K Sadar Obama Ki Phupho K Kuttay Ka Puttar Hay…

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