Intro

[Music playing in car] [Guys Talking] [Car Crashes] Voice: Welcome Sir! Guy: Where the fuck am I? Wh-Where am I? Voice: It’s not Where you’re at! It’s where you’re going, and you won’t know until you Turn The Crank. Voices: Turn the crank. Turn the Crank. [Music sounds as crank […]

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Interview

"Hello! How ya doin? I’m here with the Insane Clown Posse, ICP. How you guys doin?" "Bblblblblblblbl!!" "Well, uh, ok… I understand that you guys are from Detroit." "Wwaaaaaaaahh!" "Uh, yeah, ok. Why don’t ah- Why don’t you tell us something about the group?" "BURRRRRRP!" "Awright, Awright… Any long term […]

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Ol’ Evil Eye

"Welcome sons of fuckin’ bitches to the wicked carney theater! Tonight’s feature presentation is so fuckin’ scary, it’ll take the wrinkles out of your nut sack and fade your butt hair. So get ready mutha fuckers for tonight’s main atraction! I give to you: Ol’ Evil Eye! Ah ha ha […]

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Cemetery Girl

"Tonight, tonight, we gather the dead!" "Tonight, tonight!" "Tonight, tonight, off with your head! Ya! Hahahahahaha!" Ya know I cuts pigs up. (repeat 7x) I know I can handle them mugs! She was ugly, long hair, short, nice figure though. So at the funeral it made me cry out "Why’d […]

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Joker’s Wild

[crowd]Heeeyyyyyy! Welcome to another exciting episode of Daray’s #1 game show: The Joker’s Wild! Shaggy, tell us something about tonight’s contestants. HA HAHA Hey, mudda fuckas! Get ready for the killer show for this bitch! We got a cop, we got a judge, and we got a redneck. So step […]

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Dead Body Man

****Channels changing on a TV**** "This is a Channel 7 news brief because the news is happening now! Good evening, Mort Perkins reporting. Our top story tonight: Police and investigators are still trying to figure out how and why somebody stole four dead bodies from the Wayne County morgue late […]

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Riddle Box

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to your death! Now let’s see where you’re headed, turn the crank! And experience what’s in store for you, deep within the mighty riddle box!(w/echo) (chorus): He hehe he he he he he hehe heh-heh-heh! Da joke’s on you! (hehe Riddle box!) He hehe he he […]

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Chicken Huntin' (Slaughterhouse mix)

Well I’m headed down the southern trail, I’m goin’ Chicken huntin’. Choppin’ red neck chicken necks I ain’t sayin’ nothin’ To the hillbilly, stick my barrel in his eye, boom-shaka, boom-shaka, Hair chunks in the sky. Why? I, never liked chicken pot pie or the chopped chicken on rye. Tell […]

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Lil' Somethin' Somethin'

"Um, Mr. Jackson, what are you talking about? Well, I’ve heard about those parties, they’re immoral. Mr. Jackson I thought you were a respectable gentleman…" "Now, don’t give me that "respectable gentleman" bullshit you little bitch." "Mr. Jackson!" "Now stop playing dumb you ditsy cunt!" (chorus): Hey, Baby I heard […]

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I’m Coming Home

I lived my life in the gutter! And this gutter is who I am! Take me back home to my gutter, and that’s where I won’t ever leave again! Hey! I’m comin’ home, home to the criminals and crooks, Home to the gangbangers shootin’ dirty looks. Home to the killer […]

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Headless Boogie

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na (4x) AAAHHHH! It’s Friday night, dark, scary, Lonely walkin’ through the park cemetery. And it’s foggy, cold and smoggy. I hear a dog, a howlin’ doggie. I’m scared, shoulda brought a shotgun Would’ve, should’ve, but I ain’t […]

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