Santa-Doctor SMSSanta-Doctor,I hv a problm.Dr-Whats ur problem?Santa-I keep forgtng things.Dr-Since wen u r hving this Problm?Santa-Which problm..!!
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Santa-Doctor SMSSanta-Doctor,I hv a problm.Dr-Whats ur problem?Santa-I keep forgtng things.Dr-Since wen u r hving this Problm?Santa-Which problm..!!
sardar BOMBAY sms jokeSardar traveling 1st time in plane going 2 mumbai. While its landing, he shouted “BOMBAY, BOMBAY”. Air hostess said: “B silent”. Sardar: O.k..”Ombay, ombay”
Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every nightDoctor: take this tablet you will be okSardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game
banta trian message jokeBanta: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.Friend: Y?Banta: Got upper berth.Friend: Y did’nt U Xchnged?Banta: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth..
Santa promotion smsSanta got promotion from clerk to manager. He went home and told his wife : Today you have to sleep with the manager. Wife fainted.
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.Gangubai: Kaun ?Santa: Main !Gangubai: Main kaun?Santa: Tu Gangubai