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Santa visits bombay after many years

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Santa visits bombay after many years. So he shouts:”BOMBAY..BOMBAY…” Air hostess: tells him -B- silent. So santa starts shouting- “ombay… ombay…”


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Teacher: Translate in English, “Mein Aam Aadmi Nahi Hoon”.

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Teacher: Translate in English, “Mein Aam Aadmi Nahi Hoon”…….After thinking a lot Santa: I am not a mangoman


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Santa: Doctor Pure jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao 2 bohat dard hota hai.

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Santa: Doctor Pure jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao 2 bohat dard hota hai. Doc: full body Xray. Xray report- Found fracture in ungli.


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A doctor wants 2 keep his name

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A doctor wants 2 keep his nameinfront of his clinic as.‘Dr.R.K Psychotherapist’Santa was the painter n he wroteDr.R.K’Psycho the rapist’


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Santa was going on buffalo.

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Santa was going on buffalo.A traffic police stop him & asked for helmet. Santa: “Abe niche dekh four wheeler hai”.


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Santa : I lost my dog

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Santa : I lost my dogPolice : Put an add in newspaperSanta : Dont b silly Sir, My dog can’t read newspaper!


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Santa-Doctor,I hv a problm

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Santa-Doctor,I hv a problmDr-Whats ur problem?Santa-I forget thingsDr-Since wen u r hving dis Problm?Santa-Which problem ?


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santa:Judge mujhe TALAAQ chahiye

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santa:Judge mujhe TALAAQ chahiye, meri biwi ne ek saal se mujhse baat nhi ki!Judge:Ek baar phir sochle,aisi biwi naseeb walon ko milti


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Santa:beta give them a bucket of water!

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Santa’s son: papa,there r people at the door, they r asking for donation for swimming pool. Santa:beta give them a bucket of water!


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Santa son to Papa: Papa ye star log jab mandir ate hai

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Santa son to Papa: Papa ye star log jab mandir ate hai tab kala chashma kyu pehnte hai? Papa: Kahi bhagwanunhe pehchan k autographna maang le


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Ek dost ne santa se Poocha ” Yaar tu Hamesha Foreign channel

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Ek dost ne santa se Poocha ” Yaar tu Hamesha Foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta hai” .. . Santa: “Yaar Kuch Bijli unki bhi Kharach hone do”


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Santa Bag lekar bus me ghusa,

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Santa Bag lekar bus me ghusa, Aur zor se Chillaya Khabardar, Koi apni jagah se nahi hilega Santa Singh KulFiwala Khudsabke pas aega


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Banta: Biwi agar husband ko naukar samjhe

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Banta: Biwi agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye ? Santa: Zyada kuch nahi,Do Char Ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.


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