Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?A: You are too young to be smoking..!


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Cigerate Pina ek Buri aadat hai

Cigerate Pina ek Buri aadat hai,jo hamare nojawano ko tabah kar rahi hai,Aao mil k is buri aadat ko khatam karien.1 packet tum khatam karo1 packet hum khatam kartay hain.


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Ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi

Ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi,yaad ko mitane k liye hum ne cigerate jalayi,cigirate ne bhi kya kudrat dikhayi,dhuwe ne aap ki tasweer banayi.


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Maut k baad yaad aa raha hai koi

Maut k baad yaad aaa raha hai koi,cigirate meri kabar par jala rahahai koi,yaa Khuda ! 2 pal ki mohalat aur de de mujay,Akelay Akelay suttay laga raha hai koi.


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Rok Do Mere Jana je Ko zalimo

Rok Do Mere Jana je Ko zalimo, Mujh Mein Jaan aa gai Hai, Peche Mur K Dekho Kameenoo.., Cigrette Ki DuKaan aa gai he.,


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Munna Bhai:Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai

Munna Bhai:Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai.Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai


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Smoking SMS / Girl to Doctor

Smoking SMS Text Messages Girl to Doctor Girl to Doctor: Main jab cigrate peeti hun to ajeeb si becheni feel hoti hai main pehla kash lete hi apne shoes utar deti hun doosre kash main socks, 3rd kush main shirt or 4th main DOCTOR: bus ye lo gold leaf or […]


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