2047. Tamilnadu electricity bill sms joke

Tamilnadu electricity bill sms joke“Varum Aanaa Varaathu” Athu Enna? “EB Bill” Varum! Aanaa “Current” Varaathu! (Tamilnadu)


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2041. mr.bean in school sms joke

mr.bean in school sms jokeTeacher: What is 5 plus 4?Mr. Bean: 9Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!


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1999. Santa-Doctor SMS

Santa-Doctor SMSSanta-Doctor,I hv a problm.Dr-Whats ur problem?Santa-I keep forgtng things.Dr-Since wen u r hving this Problm?Santa-Which problm..!!


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1941. banta trian message joke

banta trian message jokeBanta: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.Friend: Y?Banta: Got upper berth.Friend: Y did’nt U Xchnged?Banta: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth..


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1892. BUMPER OFFER SMS

BUMPER OFFER:Enakku neengal Thodarndhu SMS Anuppinaal, Win Pannalam:1) Rs.10 Lakh madhippulla Car’oda PHOTO.2) 29″ inch color TV’oda ATTAI PETTI.3) Singapore Pogum Plane’kku TATA Kaattum Vaaippu.4) Mega Prize: ennudan breakfast/lunch/dinner adhuvom ungal selavil.Hurry up!!


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1883. low budget sms

low budget smsHigh Budget films la hero villai na Machine Gun Laser Gun vachchu alipparu. romba Low budget padangalla hero villaina eppidi alipparu?.Rubber vachchu


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855. three things I like sms

three things I like smsI like three things:1. Pizza2. Pepsi3. YOUPizza to eat,Pepsi to drink,and YOU to..Oh Hello.. who will clean the table..?


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841. SMS Vadivel joke

SMS Vadivel joke Vadivel: Rajiniyoda ‘Sivaji’ Padam Paathiyaa?Parthiban: Rajiniyoda Paakkala, Thaniyaathaan Paathen.Vadivel: Mudiyalappaa… Mudiyalai…


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823. good night sms jokes

good night sms jokesDon’t waste thinking about ur lost past,Don’t waste time 4 planning ur future,Better kill some mosquitoes with that time so that u can sleep better. Good night


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803. Maths Sir – Student – SMS Jokes

Maths Sir : A=B, B=C, so A=C.Prove this method with example.Student : Sir, I Love You, You love your daughter, so I Love your daughter.Maths Sir : ???


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774. Sweetest Excuse sms

Sweetest Excuse smsSweetest Excuse:A kid gets 0 mark in a paper.Father angrily says wat s dis?Kid replies:teacher dint hav more stars 2 giv so she strtd givin MOON!


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613. valentines day sms jokes

valentines day sms jokesI need you… I love you… I can’t go anywhere without you… Oh my lovely… SHOES ! Happy valentines day


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434. malayalam joke sms

malayalam joke smsSometimes i 4get to ask,“R U OK?”Sometimes i even miss to say,“Hi”But it doesn’t mean you are forgotten.No Never.. Ammachiyaane, balance illathondane !!!;-)


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468. Bruce Lee’s Favourites SMS

Bruce Lee’s Favourites:Vegetable: Thakka-Lee,Fruit: Pappa-Lee, Furniture: Narka-Lee,Fear: Perucha-Lee,Breakfast: Id-Lee,Festival: Diwa-Lee,Film: Gill-Lee,Animal: Pal-Lee,Friend: You (Koma-Lee),Best friend: Naan (ARIVA-Lee).Just for ja-Lee.


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460. funny belated sms

funny belated smsIf u are married please ignore this message – Happy INDEPENDANCE Day .. *still time to say its belated*


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