DAD : Paper kaisa hua ..?? SON : Sirf Q.1 reh gia , Q.2 aa nahin raha tha , Q.4 Kerna bhool gia , Q.5 Nazer nahin aya aur Q.6 Paper ki dosri side per tha . DAD : Aur Q.3 SON : Sirf wohi ghalat hua hai ..
Ek larka doctor se: Lagta hai mein andha ho gaya hon. Doctor ne uski ankhon ko check kiya aur kaha : Nahi beta tumhari ankhein to theek hain. Larka: Tu phir newspaper mein Mujhy mera roll number kyun nazar nahi aa raha ?
Son: Papa, aap ko yaad hai, aap ne kaha tha ke Ager mein Exam mein pass ho jaaon ga, To mujhe 5000 Rs. do ge. Father: Haan. Son: Good News hai, Aap ke 5000 Rs. bach gaye..
Teacher: Zinda rehne ke liye kya cheez zaroori hai? Student: Zinda rehne ke liye teri Kasam… Ik mulaqat zaroori hai sanam…!!
Chaar dino ka Exam O Rabba, Lambi parhaayi, Lambi parhaayi, Parhne mein dil mera laage kabhie na, Parhne se Jaan meri jaaye hamesha, Kitne zamane baad O Rabba, Tuition lagaya, Tuition lagaya, Classon mein apni soya raha mein, Teacheron se roz roz pir ke mein aya, Kitna pita hoon, Sooj […]
Human Brain is the most outstanding organ in the world. It works 24 hrs a day. 365 days in a year. But It stops only when * U enter in examination hall Or * U get married!
Ghajni dekhne k baad Bhai Log!!! Ghajini dekhne k baad mujhe andaza hua hai k Aapka Bhai bhi AAMIR KHAN se kuch kam nahi hai. Main bhi parhta hon,Samajhta hon. Phir 15 minute k baad sab bhool jata hon.
