Jane kaha the or kaha aa gaye

Jane kaha the or kaha aa gayeduniya me ban k 1 mehman aa gyeabhi to zindagi ki kitab padhi b nhi puriaur jane kahase aa gayiJEE or AIEEE


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LKG Boy on phone:

LKG Boy on phone:Hello My son won’t come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who’s speaking? Boy: This is my father


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Sir:Tum Kal school Q nhi aaye?

Sir:Tum Kal school Q nhi aaye?Student :sir mujhe bird flu ho gya thaSir:bird flu to murgiyo ko hota h?Stu:sir ap rozana murga jo bnate The


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School Me Ek Pathan Bacha Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha

School Me Ek Pathan Bacha Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha Sir Ne Pucha, Chaku Liye KyoGhum Rahe Ho Bachhe Pathan Student:GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVERKaha Se Laun.


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Sir: Film Ghajini Dekh k Aapko Kya Sabak Mila ?

Sir: Film Ghajini Dekh k Aapko Kya Sabak Mila ?……Student: Sabak ye Mila K Ab Ganje Bhi Maang Nikaal Sakte Hai


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Teacher : Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI

Teacher : Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila?? Student : Umeed Mat Haro Shadi K Baad B Ladki Pat Sakti He


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SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To

SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To1 Time 100rs Fine2 Time 2003 Time 500Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”


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Teacher : What is your caste ?

Teacher : What is your caste ?Student : Pehle hum Singh they,Fir Rajput hue,Fir Sharma ho gaye,Abhi hai Darzi….Aage Mummy ki marzi


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Teacher: Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late?Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 RupeesStudent: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees


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Teacher teaching Algebra to Student

Teacher teaching Algebra to StudentA=B=Cit means A=CSir asked student to give example for it!Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter.


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A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules

A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campusHe wrote: Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the Teachers


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Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA

Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?….Student:ADNAN SAMI


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Boy: Teacher Gandhi ji K sir pe baal kyo nahi the.

Boy: Teacher Gandhi ji K sir pe baal kyo nahi the. Teacher: Ye inteligents logon ki Nishani He. Boy: Haa,Tabhi Ladkiyo k Baal Itne Lumbe Hai.


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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna


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Papers ki roti,notes ka achar

Papers ki roti,notes ka achartubelight k kirne ,questions ki baharteachers ki dushmani ,dosto ka pyaarso mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar


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