Arrested for Driving While Blind

When you’re driving down the highway at nightAnd you’re feelin’ that wild turkey’s biteDon’t give Johnny Walker a rideCause Jack Black is right by your sideYou might get taken to the jailhouse and findYou’ve been arrested for driving while blind Now just the other night with nothin’ to doWe broke […]

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Avalon Hideaway

Somebody breathin’ down my neckWhile I’m tryin’ to roll the bonesI don’t care I’ll just float a checkCause I’m feelin’ my gamblin’ JonesHere come seven, gimme eleven come againLove to hideout where I am my own best friend There’s crazy little Linda LouWith the long and lanky legsNobody do it […]

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She's a Heartbreaker

She used to drive a beat up pickupDown around San AntoneStealin’ the heart of every guy in townIncludin’ the one I ownBut this sweet young thing of seventeenWould sting you with the lovesick bluesJust a blonde haired blue eyed picture of sinLookin’ for someone to use She’s a lover ‘n […]

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Enjoy and Get it On

Oh I’m makin’ my way back homeLeast that’s what I told her on the phoneBeen a while since I made her smileAnd I know she gonna dig my styleCould you enjoy babyReally enjoy gettin’ it on Could I get some pie ala modeWhen I come in off the roadDo she […]

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Pan Am Highway Blues

I’ve gotten good at missin’ herI practice all the timeWhile I drive the Pan Am highway thruWith that cactus friend of mineIt’s gettin’ hard to see the white line rollin’ byI can’t forget her memory deep inside I dropped a bundle down in PanamaBut the loss didn’t do me no […]

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Ten Dollar Man

Mister Ten Dollar Man with that gold in your hand,Comin’ ’round here after sunlightWith your peaches and your PreamAnd your rollin’ magazine,Tellin’ me you’ll make me feel alright.Now, you’ll make me feel alright Mister Ten Dollar Man with a girl by the hand,Will this ten-spot take her away?With his slaver’s […]

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Snappy Kakkie

I say Hey! Snappy Kakkie!Do you wanna play?I say Hey! Snappy Kakkie!I said whatcha’ say!The water she is nice we can steal awayThey’ll never know we’re gone ’til the break ‘o dayCome on! Come on! I say Hey Snappy KakkieDid they talk to you today?I say Hey Snappy KakkieDid you […]

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It's Only Love

I’m gonna tell ya what it’s all aboutSweet thang’s tryin’ to put me outShe gone and found herself another manShe tryin’ to let me down as fast as she can It’s only love, it drives me crazyIt’s only love pretty babyBaby, what you tryin’ to do Well after runnin’ round […]

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El Diablo

Did you ever hear the storyThat happened not long ago’bout the man with a tan:El diablo de Mexico?And this man played his handAnd he lived by the luck of the draw;Now and then and again,Found him steppin’ outside of the lawHey, hey! And his fortune he had madelet him live […]

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