Mary Jane

Verse One: J-Ro Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Mary JaneYou’re always in my brain and you help me ease the painCuz when you’re not around I just don’t feel the sameI can’t be your one and only but I know you’re not to blameI never hold ya can’t hold ya won’t […]


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[Tash]All bitches come and kick it with meWeed smokers come and hit it with meAlkaholiks come and sip it with meUh-huh – Alkaholiks come and hit it with me(Tell ’em about yo’self Tash)Alkies come and kick it with me(I said tell ’em about yo’self Tash)Say what folk? Say what? Aight, […]


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Hip Hop Drunkies

[Tash] What’s yo’ name? What’s yo’ naaaaaame?[ODB] *burp* My name is, Ol Dirty Bastard… and I’ma Alkaholik[Tash] Yeah me too nigga[ODB] *singin some crazy shit* [Tash]You’re now rockin with Tha Liks so start reachin for the ozoneI see some girls I know but y’all look different with your clothes onWhat’s […]


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Best U Can

We know the fuck y’all really wantY’all want us.. right, right? [Tash]Let’s get it pumped up, pumpin, the jump-off to jumpinAiyyo I’m lookin in your eyes you look a little drunkin pumpkinYou buzzin? Oh really, you faded kinda earlyThese my homeboys, introduce your homegirliesWhat’s your name? (Shirley) Well this my […]


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Nas Skit

[Nas Escobar]Yo whassup man this is Nas in yo’ motherfuckin earKnahmsayin, I be chillin ’round with the Alkaholik niggaz manKnahmsayin, them niggaz gettin drinks yoI be like, yo y’all I drink the Henessey shitMix it with the champagne, shit like thatSee I smokes too though, but when I drinksMe and […]


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Anotha Round

[J-Ro]YaaYeahIt’s the return of three drunk mothafuckasHuh, yeahIt’s Tha LiksWe gots Stan the guitar man in the houseMothacluckaUh-uhWhat? [Verse 1: J-Ro]I’m sick like a sore throat swallowDrunk act to followI’ll make the whole bottle hollow (What a ride)Rollin’ wit’ a open containerAnd one in the chamberTen Likwit CD’s in the […]


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DeBarge Skit

Yo yo we bout to make this run manWe got we got uhh, DeBarge brothers in the houseEl and James y’allWhat y’all drinkin on man? [DeBarge]Shit, oh you treatin? (yeah I’m treatin)Alright, I like, personally, Cherise Wheat Oh don’t start that shit ElWhat man? Nigga go get some cold dizznizz […]


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Sickness

[Tash]You ready? Are you ready?Aiyyo we need some beer to the stage quick (quick-quick-quick..)Alkaholiks on the set (oooh-OOOH!)Y’all ready? (ooh-OOP!) Uhh.. Aiyyo it’s six million drinks to try, choose oneSo you can catch a buzz while Likwid show you how it’s doneBouncin off the walls is just my niggaz havin […]


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Killin’ It

[Tash]Ahh, ahhI be killin it (why Tash?) cause I be feelin itI get money so no need for stealin itI work diligent beneath the Earth’s soilwhere I write rhymes so fresh it’s like I wrapped my styles in foilBut I sit at home and boil spicy rum when it’s freezingCause […]


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Run Wild

[Tash] This time I’ma make a lil’, a lil’ AHH [Shae Fiol] Come on everybody Tha Likwid crewis comin through your town and we’re runnin wild [Tash]Ahhhhh! (Say what?) Alkaholiks in this bitch..Smoke somethin, drink somethinRun wild, run wild.. Niggaz, bitches – back again to get it crackinSmoked a blunt, […]


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J-Ro Late Skit

[man] Ay man, who the hell is you man? We got a meetin goin on man! We got a meetin goin on man! We got a meetin man, could you be quiet man?[J-Ro] Man who got the bud man?[man] Hold on, hold on, we got a meetin goin – ay […]


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Contents Unda Pressure

Verse One: J-Ro I’m the beer rational outta nationalMy cash flow is thick like mashed potato-oes in the gravyWsup wavy, thanks to my homey King Tee-lathe host wit the most, I’m coast to coast like Aunt Peelathe Cowboys beat the Steelers so nigga where’s my $50boom bap to your cap […]


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All The Way Live

Verse One: Tash Caps get peeled rolling in my force fieldLike a nine with hollow points I keep rap flows that’s illSo when you walkin down the block you better watch who you approachinI’m not your R&B singer, so ain’t no need for vocal coachinJust a forty and a roach […]


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Last Call

Intro: Bartender and J-Ro Yo last call, last call, last call for alcohol!At two, you’re through! {J-Ro} Ay bartendah! Bartender!{Bart} Yo whassup man?{J-Ro} Ay man, man let me get a… rummmmm an coke{Bart} Yo man don’t you think you had a little bit too much to drink?{J-Ro} Ay just let […]


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Off The Wall

[Keith Murray] You can get it, get it, get it, get it [Tash]Dude, what you got on my forty homey?One two, likwid, likwid, likwidWhat you think motherfucker?Course I do – came downFuck it up, uhh, uhh Chorus: Get your back up off the wall "get with it"[Keith Murray] And you […]


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