DAAAM!

[Chorus: J-Ro]Alkaholiks got the freaks that’ll make you say [Daaam!]Alkaholiks got the freestyle to make you say [Daaam!]Alkaholiks got the rhymes that’ll make you say [Daaam!]Everytime I make a jam make you wanna say [Daaam!] [Verse One: E-Swift]E-Swift test the rocket launcher, let’s blow up the spotShow em what we […]


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AA Meeting Intro

[Swift] Aiyyo man[J-Ro] Ay, what time we get out this motherfucker?[Swift] Hey man, let me get a cigarette[?] Homey, yeah you was drunk[Swift] You don’t hear me cat? Hello? Let me get a cigarette [meeting organizer]*tapping stick on podium*Well hold up hold hold hold hold up peace hold up hold […]


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Da Da Da Da

Hmm (hmmm)..Shh-shh-shh-shh.. da-da da-daOhh, shit! Haha.. da-da da-da?Da-da da-da (yeah like that) da-da da-da(This how it go) da-da da-da?Da-da da-da, da-da da-da(Two thou’ style) da-da da-da?Da-da da-da, da-da da-da [Tash]Aiyyo Tha Alkies set the trends that the whole world followFuck a CD, fuck a tape, we should sell this shit […]


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Read My Lips

Intro: Back once again to wet up the whole areaCheck my style out Verse One: Tash Read my lips, my dick be makin bitches leave tipsCastin shadows over battles like a lunar eclipseCause the man that makes you jump like you the grand prize winner of a LexusI’m back again […]


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Likwit Ridas

Intro:WhoRidas. Tha Alkaholiks (X8) WhoRidas:Fo-sho shots get dropped and popped just like a picklockWith the master key, but the master key be meI assign chop from hot, like a cold on a stoveAnd commence to roll, like a tireA real rider will ride ya, like a stallion with a chairAny […]


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Likwit

Verse One: Tash I hang MC’s with my noose, watch me get looseThe nigga flippin more styles than Snapple got juiceCause I’m too hot to handle, got more soul in my pinkyThan a niggy pickin his afro and I left the skin not stinkyThe freshest, yes it’s, the rhymer with […]


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Likwidation

Verse One: J-Ro And this is how we run it down the lineE-Swift is second, I’m first to rhymeThe bottle’s half full, is it yours or mineGet a cup and we can get drunk, at the same timePut on your good clothes, when I come aroundI’m all the way down […]


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Flashback

The Baby Bubbas in the houseWe came here to party, so get up everybody (repeat 4X) Well my name is J-Ro I came to rock the worldAnd my name is Lil Tone I got all the girlsIn the place to be is Devastating EAnd Exhibit on the mic so viciously […]


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L-I-K-S

[Tash]Ha ha, hahaha! Straight ignorance at it’s finestWe got the rowdy ass Alkaholik boys in the house tonightThey brought they homeboys the Animal House to come fuck witch’allAnimal House full of skateboarders, headbangers, slang bashersY’know, check me out Aiyyo Tha Liks work beats like Custom AutoWhen the fans hear the […]


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Commercial Skit

[Only When I’m Drunk playing in the background]Brand new, from Likwid Crew RecordsIt’s Tha Alkaoliks, Greatest Hits[Daaam! playing in the background]Yes, Tha Alkaholiks have the shit that’ll make you say… DAYUM!You get songs like – You Can’t Tell Me Shit[Can’t Tell Me Shit playing in the background]Yes, it’s Tha Liks […]


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Keep it Pourin'

Intro:Check it. Pass it over here nigga, ha ha ha. Check it out, check it out. J-Ro:Yo, my name is J-Ro, I’m from the 8-1-8, straight Golden StateAll-time great, sorry I’m late (alright man)Back in high school, I was real boneyI started drinking 40’s with my homies, T-Ran and TonyThan […]


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Make Room

Verse One: J-Ro I knock em knock em out the park when other rappers are hitting buntsI’m a togger not a fogger step on hunts and don’t do stuntsI got SOUL POWER never took a cold showerNever had a girlfriend the color of cooking flourYou can call me sleazy cuz […]


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Pass Out

[J-Ro] Ahh! Y’all niggaz finally came back with the beers![Tash] We’re the Alkaholiks in the house![J-Ro] Slow ass niggaz![Tash] Hey let’s pass out some of this brew James[J-Ro] Better have some 40’s and tall cans and shit[Tash] James let’s pass some of this brew out, check it out, yo [Tash] […]


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40 Oz Quartet Part II

{*audience applauds*}Lazy-ass gentlemans, quiet down quiet down pleaseI’d like to welcome all y’all intoxicated-ass niggazto the X.O. ExperienceFor this next selection was played on the forty ounce bottlesSo without further adieu, please put yo’ bottles to yo’ lipsAnd bring to stage live on here tonightThe 40 Oz Quarter – gentlemans, […]


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40 Oz Quartet Part I

{*audience applauds*}Lazy-ass gentlemans.. may I have yo’ drunk-ass attention pleaseComin to you motherfuckers live on stage here tonightI’d like to present.. the most intoxicated, most inbreezeiatedMost anpissipated, group of our time – the 40 Oz, QuartetTake it away, gentlemans [J-Ro]It’s the cap twistin clique that get you sick off one […]


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