Bitch Please II

[Dre] Yeah whattup Detroit?[Snoop] Nu-uh, nu-uh nuh-no he didn’t! Ahhh! They didn’t do it again, what-what, what-what? Did you shit on these niggaz two times Dr. Dre?[Dre] Oh fo’ sho’![Snoop] Uh-uh, naw, ya smell that? This is special right here What-what, what-what-what? Yeah, it’s a toast to the boogie baby […]


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Amityville

(kill kill kill)Dahh dum dahh dum.. dumDahh dum dahh dum duh da da da da(kill kill kill)Dahh dum dahh dum.. dumDahh dum dahh dum dumm..(kill kill kill)Chorus: EminemMentally illll from Amityvilllle (ILLLL)Accidentally killll your family stillllThinkin he won’t? God damnit he willll (HE’SSSS)Mentally illll from Amityvilllle** {HE’SSSS} on repeats only […]


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Remember Me?

(RBX)Remember me? ("There be executions")Remember me? ("I have no remorse")Remember me? ("I’m high, WOW!")Remember me? ("I drop bombs like Hiroshima")For this, why it’s the X, you retarded?‘Cause I grab the mic and get down, like syndromeHide in Rome and to the masses, without boundariesWhice qualifies me for the term "universal"Without […]


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Stan

Chorus: Dido My tea’s gone cold I’m wondering why I..got out of bed at allThe morning rain clouds up my window..and I can’t see at allAnd even if I could it’ll all be gray,but your picture on my wallIt reminds me, that it’s not so bad,it’s not so bad.. 1st […]


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Marshall Mathers

[Eminem]You know I just don’t get itLast year I was nobodyThis year I’m sellin recordsNow everybody wants to come around like I owe em somethinHeh, the fuck you want from me, ten million dollars?Get the fuck out of hereChorus One: EminemYou see I’m, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers)I’m just a […]


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Kim

[Eminem]Aww look at daddy’s baby girlThat’s daddy babyLittle sleepy headYesterday I changed your diaperWiped you and powdered you.How did you get so big?Can’t believe it now your twoBaby you’re so preciousDaddy’s so proud of youSit down bitchIf you move again I’ll beat the shit out of you[Eminem](Eminem as Kim)(Okay)Don’t make […]


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Kill You

[Eminem]When I just a little baby boy,my momma used to tell me these crazy thingsShe used to tell me my daddy was an evil man,she used to tell me he hated meBut then I got a little bit olderand I realized, she was the crazy oneBut there was nothin I […]


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Criminal

A lot of people ask me.. stupid fuckin questionsA lot of people think that.. what I say on recordsor what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real lifeor that I believe in itOr if I say that, I wanna kill somebody, that..I’m actually gonna do […]


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Drug Ballad

*laugherOoh shit (ooh hey ooh)Guess what?I ain’t coming in yetI’ll come in in a minuteAyo this is my love songIt goes like thisBack when Mark Wallburg was Marky MarkThis is how we used to make the party startWe used to mix hen’ with Bacardi DarkAnd when it kicks in you […]


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Ken Kaniff

Uh oh yeahOh suck itOh fuck youOh ShaggyOh this is why they call you two dope ain’t itOh fuck youOh take it out take it outOh now give something to JayOh violent JayWait don’t bite itDon’t be violent with it now just suck itNice and slow yeahOh oh fuck yeahYou […]


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Steve Berman

Eminem: Hey!Steve: Hey Em what’s up?Eminem: Steve Berman what’s goin’ on man?Hoow you doin’? Good to see you again what’s up?Steve: Em could you come here and have a seat please?Eminem: Umm yeah what’s?Steve: Vannessa shut the doorVaness: OkayEminem: So what’s up? How’s orders looking for the first week?Steve: It […]


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Public Service Announceme

[Announcer](Eminem)This is another public service announcementBrought to you in part by Slim Shady(Tell ’em I don’t give a fuck)Slim Shady does not give a fuck what you think(Tell ’em to suck it)If you don’t like it you can suck his fucking cock(Tell ’em they kissed my ass)Little did you know […]


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Paul (Skit)

Em, what’s goin’ on,it’s Paul,Eh. Dre gave me a copy –of the new album,…. and I just.(Sigh)Fuck it.(Hangs up Phone)


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I’m Back

Chorus: Eminem (repeat 4X)That’s why they call me Slim Shady (I’m Back)I’m Back (I’m Back) [SLIM SHADY!] I’m Back[Eminem]I murder a rhyme one word at a timeYou never heard of a mind as perverted as mineYou better get rid of that nine it ain’t gonna helpWhat good’s it gonna do […]


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