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Tamil girls are very advanced,U know Why?
Tamil girls are very advanced,U know Why? Think .. Think .. Bcoz.. When all the other girls say“Namaste, Hi ! Hello” They say“WANNA COME”
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Dear Customer,your friend Missing you Lot !
Dear Customer,We would like to inform you that,Your true friend Mr/Mrs Rahul Solanki is missing you a lot.Thank you.“Rahul”
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Yenh toh hum hai Bramhachari
Yenh toh hum hai Bramhachari, Janha dekhi nari,Vahi Aankh mari, Pat gai to hamari,varna phir ‘Bramhachari’
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Ab 500 rupee k recharge p 5000 RS ka talktime free
Ab 500 rupee k recharge p 5000 RS ka talktime free & 11 Saal ki validity. Call 1 ps./Min.6000 SMS free. PLZ contact @ www.susre ki dukan hai kya .com
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Suvar ke Bacche
Suvar ke Bacche,Ullu ke patthe,Kutte ke Pille,Gaay ke bachde,sab chote chotepyare pyare hote hai..
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Bandar ni boli,Maa mera dulha kaun hi?
Bandar ni boli,Maa mera dulha kaun hi? Plz meri shaadi kara do na ? Maa boli,dekh tera dulha SMS pad raha hai,Agar pad ke muskrayee to RISHTA pakka.
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Press Down 4 Ur EID GIFT
Press Down 4 Ur EID GIFT Mobile Ka Button Torna Hai Kya ! Allah Aap Ko Aqal De Aaj EID Hai ? Nhi Na… ! To Gift Kaisa.
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Which is d Longest Toilet in d Wrld?
Which is d Longest Toilet in d Wrld? “Indian..Railway Track”, v can use it frm Kanyakumari 2 Kashmir, Proud 2b N INDIAN Aisi azadi aur kaha.
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This is a vaccine for latest disease called KIMS
This is a vaccine for latest disease called KIMS —-<(_'_'_'__(== (KANJOOSI IN MESSAGING SYNDROME) Pls inject it & then u can sms
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Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliya thi
Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliya thi.Sab log usey akbar bulate the. Kyu? Socho! Thoda aur. Nahi pata kya? Kyunki Akbar uska naam tha
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Dil chahta he ki tumhare ghar aau
Dil chahta he ki tumhare ghar aau,1bar aau,2bar aau,so bar aau,hazar bar aau,lakho bar aau,bar bar aauor bel bajake bhag jau..!!
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HUTCH is now Vodafone!
HUTCH is now Vodafone! Naam badal gaya, Pink se Red ho gaye, Lakho Rs lag gaye. Fir b rahe.. Kutte K kutte. Gud Day
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