Jab Apka Janam HuaBadal FataAdbhut Roshani HuiGod Khud Sab Ke Samne Prakat Hue Or Bole-SORRY Galti Ho Gai Please ADJUST KarLena
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Jab Apka Janam HuaBadal FataAdbhut Roshani HuiGod Khud Sab Ke Samne Prakat Hue Or Bole-SORRY Galti Ho Gai Please ADJUST KarLena
Today’s Titanic’s 94 Anniversary.So Every True Lover is Requested.In Memory of Jack & Rose.To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minute
Registan k tufan ruka nai krteSamundar k pani sukha nai krteAap hum ko sMs karo ya na karoPar hum Dosto k inbox khali chhoda nai krte
Indians,Finally we have achieved INDEPENDANCESender:Mahatma Gandhi Sent:00:00:00 am15-08-1947 sorry for delay Network is Busy
friends jaldi check karo: Kya Tumhara T.V. Chal RAHA Hai?? ? ?? ? Pakad Lo, Nhi To Bhag JayegA
Washing Pwder NirmaWashin pwdr NirmaDudh c Safedi Nirma s AyeRangin KapdaB Khil-2 Jae AAP Ko Kuch b Bhejo Padte zarur H,wo bi TONE k sath
Age Of Drinks: 1 to 5 breast Milk,5 to 15 Horlicks,15 to 25 beer,25 to 32 Fresh Milk,32 to 40 whisky,40 to 50 Oldmonk,50 to 60 vodka,60 to 70 Tonic,70 Gangajal
Aisi kaun si line jise bolne k baad dhobi maar nahi khaega ? Bhabhi sare kapde nikal dena abhi aa raha hu
Arz hai, Khidki se dekha to road pe koi nahi tha,Road par ja k dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.
Ek dost ne santa se Poocha ” Yaar tu Hamesha Foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta hai” .. . Santa: “Yaar Kuch Bijli unki bhi Kharach hone do”
Teacher: Kabir ka koi doha sunao ? Little Marwadi Child: “Kabir salo bewakoof,Doho diyo banaye, Khud to salo khisak gayo,Manne diyo fasaye”.
Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge,Mat sochna aapko bhool jayenge,Bas ek baar aasman ki taraf dekhna,Mere SMS sitaron par likhe nazar aayenge.
country ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai orkitna intezar karon tere sms ka ,yaar kanjosi ki bhi koi hud hoti hai.
Dil se dil laga kar to dekho,meri yadoon main ansoo baha kar to dekho,sms kiya call bhi karein gy sanam,bus aik bar mery mobile main card dalwa kar to dekho.