Aaj Aapko 1 secret Baat batana he,Yahan ke Log Mere SMS ko BHAGWAN Mante He, Kaise ? Kunki jab b mera sms aata he Log Kehte He “HEY BHAGWAN”
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Lohe ko loga kaat sakta he
Lohe ko loga kaat sakta he,Zeher ko zeher kaat sakta he, Tum plz apna khayal rakna,Tumko kutta kaat sakta he.
Pakistan mein twins baby paida hue to saas boli
Pakistan mein twins baby paida hue to saas boli… “Lo batao,Hamare Pakistan ki halaat dekh ker ab bachhe bhi Akele aate hue darte hein..!
Suhagrat Ki Subah Der Tk Darwaja Na Khula
Suhagrat Ki Subah Der Tk Darwaja Na Khula Sub Paresan Ho Gaye K Kya Hua 1Bacha Bola:Bhai Ne Raat ko Veselin Manga. Mene Fevikwik De Dia
Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?
Banta: Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai? Santa: Papa ji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya, Wohi Dund Raha Hu
1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra
1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra, Aur Poster Pe Parha ” Wanted For RAPE & MURDER “ Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: ” I Want To Apply For This Job”
Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye
Chalti Train me Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nahi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Sardar : Ohe ! Ji Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho
Sardar Dukandar Se
Sardar Dukandar Se. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad, Sardar Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara. Dukandar Se Bola: Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahe, 6up, 1 Down Hai ……….By Premchand (9908143742)
Judge: why r u arrested?
Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop
Agar marvadi girls papita beche to hum ladko ko bhahot fayada hoga
Agar marvadi girls papita beche to hum ladko ko bhahot fayada hoga…..Kyunki ladkio ko ye aawaz lahani hogi : pappi to le lo….Pappi to le lo.
Jab Baga me Bahar awegi
Jab Baga me Bahar awegi,tab mahari SMS ki Barsat awegi,tanhaiya to thari dur ho jaweji,par maro Bill bharwan kai thari Sasu Awegi
Girls misuse it!
Girls misuse it!models sell it!photograhers cage it!doctors advice it!death freezes it!artists create it! thats SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!
1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gayadosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahiadmi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha
Message of the year
Message of the year:Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!Why? Very simple…A woman does not have a wife..!
Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai
Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??