A sexy woman like a 1000 rupee note, u don’t know how many have handled it but u still want 2 have it.
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A sexy woman like a 1000 rupee note, u don’t know how many have handled it but u still want 2 have it.
Subjiwala: madam ye 500 kanote blouse se nikala hai kya?Madam: hann par kaise laga?Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muhabhi bhi khula hua hai!
A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishtaafter a month he got a letter“mian sahib” iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein. …..By Subir
Newton ne apple niche girte dekha or Gravity ki khoj ki,ye pucho ki 25 saal se TOILET Karta tha ,wo kya upar jata tha?sala chutiya bana gaya.
Aapke haath me mobile hai,Chehere pe khubh See smile hai,SMS ki aChchi khasi File hai,Phir bhi SMS nahi karte, yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai..?
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, “Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
Haqikat samjho ya afsana,apna samjho ya begana,Hamara apka rishta hai purana,isliye farz tha apko batana,Ke bakara id aa rahi hai,ab shuru kaar do ghas khana.