Sochta hu k ye daulat,ye bangla,ye duniya bhar ke aisho-aaram sab chhod ke kahi chala jau lekinfir sochta hoonPAHLE YE SAB MILE TO SAHI!
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Sochta hu k ye daulat,ye bangla,ye duniya bhar ke aisho-aaram sab chhod ke kahi chala jau lekinfir sochta hoonPAHLE YE SAB MILE TO SAHI!
pyaar ki Galiyon me Kabhi gam na ho Hamari pyaar kabhi Kam na ho Aapko mile har Roj Nayi girlfrnd Jinki Umar 40 Saal se Kam na ho.
Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona MujePapu: NahiGirl: Q Nahi?Papu: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.!
2 Aurate Batein Kar Rahi Thi, 1St:Ye HUSBAND Kya Hota He? 2nd:Are Tu Nahi Janti?Ye Ek Tarh Ka Baind Hota He,Jise Aurate Belan Se Bajati He
Teacher: which book is the most helpful book in ur life?………..Student:My DAD’S Cheque book!
U R My Best FriendBharosa Nahi? Chalo Fir KUTUBMINAR Par Chadnge Mai 123 Bolunga Tum Kud Jana Bad Me Jab ap 123 Bologe To Mai Kud jaunga.
2 behre admi..ek dusre se: 1st: Tu bajar ja raha hai. 2nd: nahi re,mein bajar ja raha hoon. 1st: acha,mujhe laga tu bajar jaa raha.
Santa & Banta hated mobile,so decided 2 use pigeons.Once pigeon came with no msg.Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye ! it was a missed call
Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha toh military valon ne 51 tohpen chalai. Lalu Prasad: Kamal hai, sabka nishana chook gaya?
Tamil girls are very advanced,U know Why? Think .. Think .. Bcoz.. When all the other girls say“Namaste, Hi ! Hello” They say“WANNA COME”
Mehak mohabbat ke kabi kam na ho gi,Zindagi mohabbat say kam na ho gi,Saath jo zindagi mein agar aap ka ho to,Zindagi ‘jannat’ say kam na ho gi.
I have opened an emotional bank account for you in my heart deposit Your love, Kisses, Hugs in it & I will make sure that you receive Interest as long as I am alive.
Na Sham Udas hogi,Na rat Udas hogi,Safaid kapron me lapti hoi meri lash hogi,Ye dafnane wale mujhe waha dafnana,Jaha subah sam meri membuba se,Mulakat hogi.
Nafraten lakh mili koi mohabbat na meli,Zindagi beet gai per rahet na mili,Teri mehfil mein her shakhs ko hansta dekha,ek main tha jise hansne ki ijazat na mili.
Kash main chand tu sitara hota,Falak pey ek ashiyana hamara hotaSab tujhe door bohat door se dakhteyPer tujhe chooney ka haq sirf hamara hota