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pyaar ki Galiyon me Kabhi gam na ho

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Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje

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2 Aurate Batein Kar Rahi Thi

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Teacher: which book is the most helpful book in ur life?

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U R My Best Friend

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2 behre admi..ek dusre se:

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Santa & Banta hated mobile,so decided 2 use pigeons.

Santa & Banta hated mobile,so decided 2 use pigeons.Once pigeon came with no msg.Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye ! it was a missed call


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Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha toh military valon ne 51 tohpen chalai.

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Tamil girls are very advanced,U know Why?

Tamil girls are very advanced,U know Why? Think .. Think .. Bcoz.. When all the other girls say“Namaste, Hi ! Hello” They say“WANNA COME”


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Mehak mohabbat ke kabi kam na ho gi

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I have opened an emotional bank account for you in my heart deposit

I have opened an emotional bank account for you in my heart deposit Your love, Kisses, Hugs in it & I will make sure that you receive Interest as long as I am alive.


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Na Sham Udas hogi

Na Sham Udas hogi,Na rat Udas hogi,Safaid kapron me lapti hoi meri lash hogi,Ye dafnane wale mujhe waha dafnana,Jaha subah sam meri membuba se,Mulakat hogi.


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Kash main chand tu sitara hota

Kash main chand tu sitara hota,Falak pey ek ashiyana hamara hotaSab tujhe door bohat door se dakhteyPer tujhe chooney ka haq sirf hamara hota


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