Waqt Ki andhi Me Tufan Badal Jate he

Posted on February 11, 2009February 11, 2009

Waqt Ki andhi Me Tufan Badal Jate heZindagi Ki Raho Me Insan Badal Jate heBadalti nai Dosti KabhiDosti Kerne Wale Insan Badal jate hai.

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Qatil: Kosis karna umer Kaid ho Fansi nahi

Posted on February 11, 2009February 11, 2009

Qatil: Kosis karna umer Kaid ho Fansi nahi Sardar Waqil: Dont Worry Adalat k bad Qatil: Kya hua Sardar Waqil: Bahut Muskilse umer qaid hui adlat to bari kr rha tha

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Armano ki chita jal gayi

Posted on February 11, 2009February 11, 2009

Armano ki chita jal gayiumeed ki imarat deh gayitumhari kya izzat reh gayijab padosi ki behan tumhe bhaiya keh gayi

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Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz He

Posted on February 11, 2009February 11, 2009

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz He 20Gadho Ko Sms Karo 10Padte He 5Ko Samaj Me Aata He 4 To Kanjus Hote He 1Murga Kismat Se Fasta H Jo Reply Karta H

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Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay

Posted on February 9, 2009February 9, 2009

sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay

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Sardar to Call centre girl

Posted on February 9, 2009February 9, 2009

Sardar:oye mobile bill kitna hai? Call centre gal:sir just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. Sardar: abay Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka ……..By prakash

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Beti: Maa! gaon me foji aaye hai

Posted on February 9, 2009February 9, 2009

Beti: Maa! gaon me foji aaye hai Ma:Tu andar ja inki niyat kharaab hoti hai Beti: foji sardar hai Ma:To bakri ko bhi andar le ja

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Paji:Oy murge di tang kithe gaye?

Posted on February 9, 2009February 9, 2009

Paji:Oy murge di tang kithe gaye?waiter: Paji murga langda tha.aur dil?Paji wo murgi le gayi.Abe dimag to hoga? Sorry paji murga sardar tha..

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Ek sardar gusse main: Oye ! main iss duniya ko mita dunga

Posted on February 9, 2009February 9, 2009

Ek sardar gusse main: Oye ! main iss duniya ko mita dunga, mita dunga aur mita dunga !! Dusra sardar: Main tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga..!

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Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai”

Posted on February 9, 2009February 9, 2009

Sardar 2 hotel manager: “Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai” Manager: what can i do?Sardar: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai

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Salman:Aaj mere paas 14 cars,18 Bikes

Posted on February 7, 2009February 7, 2009

Salman:Aaj mere paas 14 cars,18 Bikes,4 Bunglow,3 Farmhouse hai,Aap ke Pass kya hai? Amitabh:Mere pass beta hai Jiske pas teri ITEM hai!

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Santa : I lost my dog

Posted on February 7, 2009February 7, 2009

Santa : I lost my dogPolice : Put an add in newspaperSanta : Dont b silly Sir, My dog can’t read newspaper!

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EK minute k liye duniya me bure kaam ruk gahey he.

Posted on February 7, 2009February 7, 2009

EK minute k liye duniya me bure kaam ruk gahey he. Q Batao Q ? KyoKI Shaitan is waqt sms pad raha hai

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3 tips to break a mirror

Posted on February 6, 2009February 6, 2009

3 tips to break a mirror 1.Pathar mar ker tod do 2.Utha ke neechay phainko 3.Sheesha ke saamne khade ho jao

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Your account has been recharged successfully by Rs190

Posted on February 6, 2009February 6, 2009

Your account has been recharged successfully by Rs190.Your account balance is Rs 251.93 Wa!Chehra to dekho,jaisebander ko kela mila ho.

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