Teacher: Make a sentence using word “HAND” Student: My penis in your hand. Teacher slapped him. Student: Sorry, I just forget to give space after “PEN”.
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If kisses were water
If kisses were water, I will give you the sea, If hugs were leaves, I will give you a tree, If you love a planet, I will give you a galaxy, If friendship is life, I will give you mine.
Continue Reading2025. singing good morning sms
singing good morning smsSing along the chirping birds,when the day is radiatingwith shining Sun.Butterflies dance as flower bloom.Behold the youth of Mother Nature as you wake up.
Continue Reading2024. missed call sms – scrap sms
missed call sms – scrap smsLove is like “missed call” it stops when u try to catch,But friendship is like “scrap” bcoz it comes & stays inside ur scrapbook untill u delete it.
Continue Reading2023. quotes on path
quotes on pathEvery chosen path that comes your way is what makes your life interesting.” – Rochelle sison
Continue Reading2022. funny hindi sms
funny hindi smsSanskrit teacher asked :whats d meaning of ‘tamasoma jyotirgmaya’sardar studnt replies-“tum so jao ma main jyoti k ghar ja raha hu”
Continue Reading2021. sms santhosam
sms santhosamChinna,chinna vishayangal kuda santhosathai tharum,aanal, santhosam chinna vishayam alla…!Siripom,sinthipom,meentumsanthipom…
Continue Reading2020. 1 line good morning sms
1 line good morning smsGood Morning, May your day be filled with joy and happiness from start to end
Continue Reading2019. cute insulting sms in tamil
cute insulting sms in tamilAnbil ne “singam” Arivil ne “NARI” Alagil ne “ANNAM” Porumayil ne “NATHAi” Vegathil ne “Siruthai” Moththathil ne oru KAATUVAASI!
Continue Reading2018. birthday sms for older
birthday sms for olderAs the years go by…Some get olderBut you only get warmer to me!
Continue Reading2017. Ayyappa slokas sms
Ayyappa slokas smsBhootha naatha sada nanda,Sarva bhoota dayaabara.Raksha raksha maha baho,Shastrey thubhyam namo namaha.Swamiye sharanam ayyappa !
Continue Reading2015. morning hug sms
morning hug smsA morning hug for a very special you…Hope it keeps you warm all day!
Continue Reading2014. NICE SUNDAY SMS
NICE SUNDAY SMS“Dont say everything you think,but think about everything you say “.“What u learn today is, What u become tomorrow”. HAVE A NICE SUNDAY
Continue Reading2013. short anniversary sms
short anniversary smsYou make a perfect pairHappy Anniversary
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