Teacher sabse garam chez kia hestudent: jalta howa bulbteacher: shabash woh kesestudent: meri mammi aik martaba mere papa se kehrahi thi k pehle bulb band karo phir mon men longi
Continue ReadingMonthly Archives: January 2009
Dear customer ur underwear validity for 1 year is over
Dear customer ur underwear validity for 1 year is over.Pls change ur underwear today and enjoy 1 year validity
Continue ReadingMan:Doctor Mujhe normal potti nahi aati
Man:Doctor Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Doctor:PoTTI KHA…!
Continue ReadingFather: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye
Continue ReadingGabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.
Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto ke samne chaddi mat utarna.Basanti: Viru dar mat maine chaddi pahni hi nahi hai…
Continue ReadingMan said passionately: Will you marry me?
Man said passionately: Will you marry me?My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!
Continue ReadingWorld’s Smallest resignation letter?
World’s Smallest resignation letter? Respected sir,I luve ur wife.
Continue ReadingA girl says to her boyfriend
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.BoyFriend: Thanks for the warning!
Continue ReadingSon: Dad, what is an idiot?
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him.Do you understand me?Son: No.
Continue ReadingTeacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.Student: The future tense is “You will go to jail”.
Continue ReadingBOY : May I hold your hand ?
BOY : May I hold your hand ?GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy..!
Continue ReadingYoung girl praying:plz God,marry me with intelligent man
Young girl praying:plz God,marry me with intelligent man God replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married
Continue ReadingA sexy woman like a 1000 rupee note
A sexy woman like a 1000 rupee note, u don’t know how many have handled it but u still want 2 have it.
Continue Reading– Girls before marriage look like barbi Doll
Girls before marriage look like barbi DollAfter mariage beautiful DollAfter 1 year nice DollAfter 2 Years only Doll And After 3 Years panaDoll
Continue ReadingSubjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
Subjiwala: madam ye 500 kanote blouse se nikala hai kya?Madam: hann par kaise laga?Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muhabhi bhi khula hua hai!
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