Zardari Funny SMS Shereen Rehman baqi hai Mat ro Zardari abhi jaan baqi hai,Tere liye to pura Pakistan baqi hai,Bibi mar gai to kia hoa,Abhi Shereen Rehman baqi hai
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Pathan Jokes / 13 August
Pathan Hindi SMS 14 August Pathan: ALLAH ka lakh lakh shukar hai ke, Pakistan 13 August ko azaad nahi hua, Dost: (Heran hote hue): Q? Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kaise manatay…
Continue ReadingPathan Funny Jokes / mobile
Urdu Pathan SMS matiyai 1 sadar nay niya mobile kharida: Doston nay kaha ka paa G matiyai to khila do. Or sardar nay: Mobile baich ker matiye khila di.
Continue ReadingPathan SMS Jokes / Wakeel
Pathan text sms Adalat Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha. Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha, Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu Utarai?? Pathan: O yaara aik banda samnay aa gaya tha to brake marne ka time nahi tha. Hamara Assistant ne bola ke […]
Continue ReadingUrdu Pathan SMS / Goli maar de
Latest Pathan SMS Khudkushi Pathan: Khudkushi per taqreer kar raha tha. Jazbati ho kar kehne laga, Khudkushi Haram hai, Zulm hai, Gunah hai, Is se behter hai ke insan apne aap ko Goli maar de…
Continue ReadingPathan Funny SMS / hamara b.v
New Pathan SMS saga behan Pathan: Yaara hamara b.v hum ko chor k chala gaya. Friend: Tum us ko piyar nhi kerta ho ga. Pathan: O nhi oye, Qasam Khuda ka, saga behan samjhta tha uss ko
Continue ReadingGilani New SMS / 25 behan bhai
Gilani Text messages family planning Gilani: Hum 25 behan bhai hai. Friend: Kia aap kay ghar family planning walay nahi aatey. Gilani: Aaye they school samajh kar chaley gay
Continue ReadingFunny SMS text messages / Honton se
Funny Text messages saanon mein aag Honton se jo tujhe choo liya hai, Is ka ehsas ab tak hai, Aankhein nam hein aur saanon mein aag ab tak hai, Pata hai kiu? . . HARI MIRCH khao gey to aisa hi ho ga na..
Continue ReadingNew Funny SMS / number
Funny SMS Golden Words Ager tum jise pyar karte ho Usse Na pa sako to **** Us ka number mujhe de do , Kya pata mere saath set ho jaye…
Continue ReadingFunny SMS / Teacher
Funny Urdu SMS joota Teacher: Tum late kiu aaye ho? Student: Ammi abbu larh rahe thay. Teacher: Woh larh rahe thay to tum kiu late aaye? Student: Mera aik joota ammi ke pass tha aik abbu ke pass
Continue ReadingGilani Urdu SMS / Telephone
Gilani Funny SMS dusri shaadi Gilani on telephone: Maa ek Khush Khabri hai.Maa: Kya Khush Khabri hai?Gilani: Aaj hum do se teen ho gaye.Maa: Mubarak ho.. Ladka hua ya ladki?Gilani: Meri biwi ne dusri shaadi karli hai.
Continue ReadingUrdu Insult SMS / duniya
Hindi Insult SMS pagal Hansokhelonaachogao duniya ki parwa mat karo q k duniya janti hai k pagal aisi harkatein karte rehte hain.
Continue ReadingAnti Sherry Ganday SMS / 4 kutte
Anti Sherry Adult SMS jawani k din 4 kutte ek kuttya ko kutton ke tarha CHOD rhe theYe dekh kr Anti Sherry ke Ankh mein ansu aa gae.Kyo…?.Taras aa gyaNo.“Sherry ko apni jawani k ache din yaad aa gae”
Continue ReadingGilani Funny SMS / Suhagraat
Gilani Urdu Adult SMS talaq chaheye Suhagraat k nxt day.Gilani:“Judge saab muje Anti Sherry se talaq chaheye”.Judge:“Kyu…?”.Gilani:“Mein ne sex ka kha to…………to kehti haiMUJE NOTE DEKHA MERA MOOD BNE”
Continue ReadingUrdu Friendship SMS / Dosti
Hindi Friendship SMS dosti ka hisaab Hum ne suboot diya apni Dosti ka,Ab aap apni dosti ka hisaab do,Agar nahi karte ho pyar to delete kar do yeh msg,Agar karte ho to is ka jawaab do.
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